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Jonny Viagra

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About Me

If you DOUCHE it I'll TOUCHE it!!!!! Hmmm, let’s reflect who is Jonny Viagra? As a person his real name is Lorenzo Diaz, Jr., he’s fun to be with or around, he’s a man that can make the time stand still or go by in an instant, (either way it is time well spent). Even while joking he is insightful. As a friend by no means is he a “deciduous” one, (that is a rare quality to find in a disposable world). As a lover all I can say is SPONTANEOUS ;p! He’s a man of Character, a man of Integrity, a man of Morality (some what). Just wanted you to know what I think about ya, xoxo-C.I.G.-xoxoTALK IS CHEAP, LIES ARE EXPENSIVE BUT STRETCHED TRUTH WILL ALWAYS BE TRUTH.....__________________________________________________ _________

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My Interests

MY INTERESTS INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO NEVER FUCK YOU OVER BUT FUCK YOU OVER,& OVER, & OVER!!!

I'd like to meet:

The Right Girl is the Key Component to the LIFESTYLE that I'm Trying to Cultivate!!!!!!Pics of my GOD-DAUGHTER CHLOE!!!!!

I like my women wet, Niagara Falls wet.....

Music:

ARTIST/ALBUMS LISTENING TO THIS MONTH: Pink Floyd-W.Y.W.H Colbie Caillat-CoCo Lupe Fiasco-the cool The Higher-Histrionics/ On Fire

Movies:

Anything that'll take my mind off of "hollywood", like independent or foriegn films ie. City of God, KIDS, GUMMO, AMORRES PERROS, MOTORCYCLE DIAIRES, GARDEN STATE, SPUN, GROOVE, Kevin Smiths' earlier work, Jon Favreus' camp wheelings & dealings,.. .. ..>

Television:

IFC, ADULT SWIM, SUNDANCE ch., HEADBANGERS BAWL, really anything that catches my attention. Oh yeah, any show that has building & fabricating with metal/steel. (ie. American Chopper, Jesse James' stuff, American Hotrod, & Overhaulin/Rides)

Books:

( NO I'm not the PEE-WEE HERMAN looking mofuka, that's my brother, I am the one in the pimped out blue suit thinking, "Damn that's a PEE-WEE HERMAN looking mofuka!" haha)Everybody's life should be a book, here's a glimpse of chapter 3 - pg. 5 in a little something called "DIAZ de LORENZO, Jr."

Heroes:

My DAD & basically any immigrant that comes over into this country & works hard to make his own version of the american dream come true. Bum's are also my heroes cuz some way & some how they got themselves out of the never ending RAT RACE. They truly know what don't worry, be happy .....drunk is all about.

My Blog

HOORAY for me & Jonny V!!!!!!!

 So far I have spent most of my holidays on the road away from family & friends but  I have acomplished 1 of several important goals for 2007. Talk about down to the wire huh..... Anywa...
Posted by Jonny Viagra on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:46:00 PST

Frust-dissapoint-ration

Man I been feeling really down lately in the sense that I was looking forward to spending quality time with my family & 2nd family. I am always keeping busy creating new angles for my future. Now ...
Posted by Jonny Viagra on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:33:00 PST

LAREDO!!!!!!!!

So there I am Fri. nite 8 p.m. really tired & still working in the cold rainy weather. My friend calls me up, no one wants to go down to Laredo w/ him & before he says anything else I say coun...
Posted by Jonny Viagra on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:12:00 PST

Fuckin Thanksgiving.....

Ya know every year I just dread the holiday seasons, not cuz the weather or the asshole driving.. but becuz it seems that year after year I feel farther away from my family. So I figured it's one of 2...
Posted by Jonny Viagra on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 09:45:00 PST

Outta Town

I went out to California for a week @ the beginning of Oct. on business, it was alright. I traveled mostly on Hwy 99, wish I could've traveled up & down the coast way instead but it was cool meeti...
Posted by Jonny Viagra on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:33:00 PST

I’ve been everywhere man, I’ve been everywhere man, well almost, just neighboring states mostly

So I been on the road alot lately & it's pretty cool meeting new people hearing new stories, seeing new ass & tiddies. Damn is it just me or does Louisiana stink!!!?? I guess they took it seri...
Posted by Jonny Viagra on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:38:00 PST

Can US citizens be deported back to the USA?????

So i just woke up Good Friday morning & decided I wanted to go to MEXICO with my POPS & just packed my bag, wallet, & the clothes off my back & off we went. No social card, no birth ce...
Posted by Jonny Viagra on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:09:00 PST

NEVER TOO YOUNG TO START.....................................

These pics are self explanitory, all I can say is that she was askin for it!!!!!!!!...
Posted by Jonny Viagra on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:05:00 PST

KIK'N IT ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Higher Abbey, Higher!!!!!!!!Throwing rocks @ the wildlife...
Posted by Jonny Viagra on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:43:00 PST

ESTIRANDO LA COBIJA............................

Te quiero ver, te quiero besar, Te quiero abrazar, te quiero tocarExtrano tus caricias, tus manos, Extrano tu sonrisa, tu forma de serExtrano tus mentiras, porque?Como te deseoMe haces falta como amig...
Posted by Jonny Viagra on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 06:54:00 PST