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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Samuel Bartholmew Jenkins the 8th
Birthday: Once a year
Birthplace: Mommy Town USA
Current Location: Dallas
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: I have both
Your Heritage: did I already answer a question bout Hair
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ground Opening Dunks
Your Weakness: Giner
Your Fears: Wolf Duck Rabbits
Your Perfect Pizza: Thin Crust meatlover joint
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Field
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Suck my ass and call me sally
Thoughts First Waking Up: I hope shes not really a man
Your Best Physical Feature: I have the worlds sexiest Pinky
Your Bedtime: why are you asking, Perv
Your Most Missed Memory: Being in College
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: Menag a Date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Fucking Duh, Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: only when on fire
Do you Swear: by the sun and the moon and the stars
Do you Sing: do you?
Do you Shower Daily: Liked I would say no, no matter if it were the truth
Have you Been in Love: Yes Gosh what do you think I am?
Do you want to go to College: I wanna go back
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: not when I'm sitting still
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm man Pretty
Are you a Health Freak: Guess you haven't seen me
Do you get along with your Parents: I fucking love them fuckers
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: FUCK YEA NANDINA'S ROLLS
In the past month have you been on Stage: I'm a DJ, duh
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope, but I've been chunky dipping
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yea I stole your mom's heart and panties
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: I want to fall apart piece by peice
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Sweedish
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Fake Blue/Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'8
Weight: thick
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: some
Number of CDs I own: a gazillion
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 96 1/2
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