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WOODY

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

YOU MUST VISIT MY BANDS MYSPACE

- SAFE!Im easily confused and easily amused...i never know where to look when eating a banana.....Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into their school....im a cancerian, i love long walks on the beach, i love drinking wine on the top of a hillside, i love the sunset, i love gettin stuck in the rain...i never quite know if its ok to eat a green crisp? im a crap singer, i got love for the homies, i like loud noise, i like to go out and get cronked up, i enjoy music, i try and write music and sharpening a pencil with a knife makes me feel really manly.The most embarrassing thing you can do as a schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the nearest bar"i like to use slight of hand in everything i do but dont always pull it off. everyone feels a bit scared when stroking a horse.to be honest, im soft as shit.

My Interests

peeing, flushing halfway through and then racing against the flush, gettin "buck wild", chillin, bush diving, beer bongin, writing songs, expressing myself through breaking wind, photographs where i pull really weird faces, mere cats, monkeys, cheeky monkeys etc etc........FACT - In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.


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I'd like to meet:

i would like to eat meat.

Music:

ROCK AND ROLL IS THE DEVILS MUSIC.......

Movies:

ALL TYPES OF ILL SHIT

Television:

WATCHING TV MAKES YOUR EYES GO SQUARE

Books:

I LOOKS AT BOOKS

Heroes:

apparently im like young david brent here when im half cut and tipsy. this may not be as apparent as i make it out to be. hes more of my role model than a hero. but hes still a hero.this here folks is one of my all time favourites. he sings classic songs in cardiff centre, and i think he might die soon, so trev, i fuckin love you and your singing! xalso... michael jackson and Mr Blobby are pretty fucking good. both really good musicians. remember the blobby song? number one that was.

My Blog

my dreams and what it means

What Your Dreams Mean... Your dreams seem to show that you're a bit disturbed... but nothing serious. You may have a problem you're trying to work out in your sleep. You have ...
Posted by WOODY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MINE AND KATES DRAWINGS

one of my fine pieces of art - i name it...'le frogger' (by james wood aged 4 and a half) one of kates great creations - named 'turtles bonking' (kate jones aged 20) kates idea of ...
Posted by WOODY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

family guy

Which Family Guy character are you?...
Posted by WOODY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what 80's band am i?

You're all about the music. Not too incrediblymainstream, but not too incredibly underground.It's awfully hard for anyone to oppose you,seeing as how you rule. What band from the 80s are you? broug...
Posted by WOODY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what ghetto weapon am i?

What`s your pimped out ghetto thug weapon?"Da Nine"That's right. You're hardcore and prefer to keep your hands clean. Catch anyone messin' with you, and you'll bust out your nine and cap their bitch...
Posted by WOODY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

boom

Blow Jobs...hmmmmm...bitch please. WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule 1 - So if you get one, be grateful....
Posted by WOODY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST