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Swm

Something's getting fucked tonight

About Me

Hi, My name is Steve, but most people know me as Swm. I'm a policeman who owns handcuffs and a big truncheon. I'm here on myspace to meet a whole new set of friends and hopefully a high proportion of pretty ladies. My favouite colour is navy blue & my favourite pint is Guinness!
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Your results:
You are Superman
Superman 85% Supergirl 85% Iron Man 85% The Flash 75% Wonder Woman 70% Robin 60% Green Lantern 60% Batman 55% Spider-Man 45% Hulk 40% Catwoman 40% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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My Interests

Females, Guinness, I also enjoy a nice glass of Blossom Hill Rosé wine when I'm entertaining! Trips abroad to such places as Amsterdam, Ireland and Sicily. I've been to New York and Miami, but have a fantasy of buying a Harley and riding coast to coast, seeing the whole of the US! One day!

I'd like to meet:

Police Chief Sir Ian Blair, Marilyn Monroe, Sharon Stone. Any new friends I get here on myspace! I would like to meet up with my old friend Tom Jones again. I've not seen Tommy since he gave me free passes for his gig in Ponty Park for his 65th birthday bash. It's been a while, but I know he hasn't changed one bit from when we lived just 4 doors apart in Laura Street. He might be a superstar, but he's a true Ponty boy at heart!

Music:

The classics like the Walrus of Love, Barry White and Engelbert Humperdinck. And then alternative rockers such as ELO, Dire Straits and Rod Stewart.

Movies:

Blood, guts & gore!! I love it! Alternatively, I don't mind the odd chick flick (when watching it with a lady, obviously).

Television:

All the detective shows like Poirot. CSI, Murder She Wrote, 6 Nations rugby (Wales!), Neighbours & the X-Files (Scully is well fit!)

Books:

The Highway Code, The Joy of Sex (Or The Joy of Swm as I call it!), Bravo Two Zero, Life at Number 10 - The Neil Jenkins autobiograhy!

Heroes:

Morse, Bergerac, Lovejoy, Taggart, Columbo, Spender & Ianto.