I sleep with a night light, not because I'm afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of me. When I go swimming, I don't get wet, the water gets Sim. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals that I allows to live. When I do push-ups, I don't push myself off the ground, I push the ground away from me. If at first you don't succeed, you are not me. In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be me. I don't eat, I incinerate. Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Sim, you're (bleep)ing dead." I once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. When you open up a can of whoop-ass, it is I who jumps out. My calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd because no one fools me. Some kids piss their name in the snow. I piss my name into concrete.Yay robert
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