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Myleene Klass

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me



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I dance like a stripper.
I laugh like I'm evil.
I like everybody.
I'm hyperactive.
I'm rude but not in a rude way.
I have a fetish for trench coats.
I spend far too much time procrastinating.
People think of me as a slut.
I love flirting.
I like bikers, but I would never date one. I would rather just steal their bike and maybe their clothes.
I love rich people.
I'm self-centered: I'm totally fascinating so it's fine.
However, I do taste yummy and I do have an amazing collection of shoes, so I'm not all bad!
"Never go out in the rain unless you have a Gucci Umbrella" Paris Hilton, Confessions of an Heiress.

Which Empire Records Character Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty

My Interests

fickle fashion,
playstation 2,
pointless discussions,
miu miu,
super-tall people,
yves saint laurent,
music you can dance to,
people with an accent,
oompa loompas,
dancing like there's no tomorrow,
reading books that make you cry in public,
buying things,
filthy porn,
ingesting things you're not supposed to,
rough housing,
setting paper alight,
bitching while on the tube.

I'd like to meet:

Here's a selection of people I would desperately love to meet; Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to teach me the true values of friendship.Maybe people like Janice Dickinson for moral support on a night out. Johnny Castle from Dirty Dancing so he can show me some dance moves. Billy Crudup's quite hot. Saying that, so is Mena Suvari. Maybe I'd like to meet both of them drunk and see what fun we can get up to. Kate Moss, so I could give her a huge hug. Oh oh oh, I've got it: Paris and Nicole with Janice Dickinson on a night out - now that'd be super-awesome!
If you're unlucky enough to not be a celebrity then I would love to meet witty, rich, attractive, dashing people who own boats and jet planes and have a body of staff totaling twenty at least. Please note, these people must be happy to marry someone who is incredibly high-maintenence but will put out on request. Applications can be sent directly to me.
big kiss!

Music:

Kelis,
Yeah Yeah Yeahs,
Stereo Total,
The Bellrays,
The Runaways,
Foreigner,
The Killers,
Miss Kittin,
Avenue D,
Rihanna,
Hot Hot Heat,
Goldfrapp,
Basement Jaxx,
Ciara,
Kylie (the raunchy stuff),
Madonna,
Sugababes, --------
Alanis Morissette,
Jamelia,
WIT,
Superstudio,
Missy Misdemeanor Elliot,
Princess Superstar,
Jentina,
Fannypack,
No Doubt,
Le Tigre,
Prodigy,
Chemical Brothers,
The Pussycat Dolls,
The Velvet Underground,
Girls Aloud,
Destiny's Child,
Roxy Music

Movies:

Paper Moon,
Clueless,
Empire Records,
Pretty Woman,
Breakfast at Tiffanys,
The Virgin Suicides,
Dirty Dancing,
Almost Famous,
Beyond The Valley of the Dolls,
The Bitter Tears of Petra Von Kant,
Battle Royale,
City of God,
Spirited Away,
Requiem For A Dream,
adult movies with good cum shots and minimal use of leather,
Alien trilogy (not resurrection though -- it makes me upset),
Grease,
Finding Nemo,
Sin City (and not in the cliche sense),
Monster-In-Law,
House Of Wax,
I Capture The Castle,
In Her Shoes,
The Piano Teacher,
Steel Magnolias

Television:

The OC (which is the real-life Laguna Beach),
The Simpsons,
America's Next Top Model,
The Nanny,
Golden Girls,
Big Brother,
Room Raiders,
Hollywood Star Treatment,
The Simple Life,
MTV Cribs,
Rich Girls,
Neighbours,
My Super Sweet 16th,
anything Real World related (but only when my zip code is 91505 babies),
Made,
Drawn Together,
The Starlet,
Ministry of Sound Pump It Up Ultimate Dance Workout DVDs.

Books:

The Breeder's Box,
Love in the Time of Cholera,
The Shining,
The Virgin Suicides,
Glamorama,
Less Than Zero,
Sarah,
Of Human Bondage,
Jane Eyre,
The Great Gatsby,
magazine's with pretty pictures,
The Handmaid's Tale,
Alias Grace,
My Uncle Oswald (one of Roald Dahl's adult novels),
Confessions of an Heiress,
A/W look books...,
Bonfire of the Vanities,
Sneak Magazine

Heroes:

Seth Cohen from The OC, Johnny Castle from Dirty Dancing, Miuccia Prada, the beautiful Henry Cavill, Paris Hilton after reading Confessions of an Heiress

My Blog

I want to be Made!

I've had a Briget Jones revelation. For once I've woken up before my alarm went off, which serves to prove two things. Firstly, that there is a higher power that enjoys tormenting me by letting me ove...
Posted by Myleene Klass on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 05:36:00 PST

you bitches jealous?

So, I'm currently in LA for family reasons. But, I have learnt and experienced some truly wonderful things. For example, I didn't realise that MTV US actually airs tv shows that make rich people look ...
Posted by Myleene Klass on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 11:21:00 PST

followed home

scary experience... may have to make sure I meet curfew from now on to avoid tunisian guys following me home saying I'm beautiful... it's scary, but flattering, but mostly scary! x
Posted by Myleene Klass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Packing for New York...

I'm just not feeling it, for some reason. I think it's because it's one of those moments where you get to properly go through your wardrobe and pick out the best of the best, and I've realised that my...
Posted by Myleene Klass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thora Birch, Ghost World, Film Four and many more...

Watched Ghost World on FilmFour last night. First time I've seen it. Learn't many lessons from it, which I would love to share: 1) Scarlett Johanssen has a very sexy voice 2) Romance is dead in th...
Posted by Myleene Klass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mushrooms in the park

yesterday, we all did mushrooms in the park. it felt like we were in a big theme park in paris and i couldn't stop laughing. my cheeks really hurt today... apologies to anyone sat next to us on the un...
Posted by Myleene Klass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

24 hours of me...

So, after getting drunk in the White Swan and getting barged out of the way by a pikey with the squits, we were on the bus to Trash. Got there -- Chandra looks more and more amazing every week -- and ...
Posted by Myleene Klass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

school's out for summer

oui, c'est vrai. the educational establishment that is the London College of Fashion has opened it's doors for the last time this academic year. Yes, I presented this morning to cotton usa this mornin...
Posted by Myleene Klass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mmmm porn...

just realised, after revelling in it's glory for the past 30 mins or so, that porn is a wonderful thing that you really never get bored of...
Posted by Myleene Klass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

embarrassing friday night story

ok -- so the other day, I decide to head out to Jess' mid afternoon birthday thing and leave around 7.30 and get home in time for some good tv. I hadn't had anything to eat so it all was a bit stupid ...
Posted by Myleene Klass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST