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very british ghetto

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About Me

I'm 23 from all over the place but now moving back to London from tha States- Will always be a DC kid at heart...Never thought I would have lived in the Mid-west but and now it's time for me to get back to living in a city. To all my C-bizzle peeps.. hollah atcha boi when you get to London - you always have a place to stay in the ghetto xI am a young menswear designer who is quickly learning that life throws opportunities at you that you have to take and if you don't, well your a douche.. a big douche.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Marky Mark
Birthday: 17 Aug 1983
Birthplace: Scummy Dartford.. I'm classy I know
Current Location: Columbus - cow town
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dk Brown
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed but ambidextrous with some things wink wink
Your Heritage: English, Thai, Chinese and a liiiittle Welsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: My green gap keds
Your Weakness: Deep fried foods
Your Fears: I HATE heights
Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme thin crust pizza - lots of meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: For me to know for you to find out
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: BRB
Thoughts First Waking Up: One day closer to Friday WOOHOO
Your Best Physical Feature: dunno? lips?
Your Bedtime: I'm lame 11:30 latest
Your Most Missed Memory: Living in Jakarta as a kid
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI!!
McDonalds or Burger King: BK!!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, Earl Grey or jasime
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate but I iz not a racialist
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: oh fuck yes
Do you Sing: Driving and in tha shower hehe
Do you Shower Daily: 2x daily
Have you Been in Love: Yes and I still am
Do you want to go to College: Already been
Do you want to get Married: Yup
Do you belive in yourself: If I don't who will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when the flight is bumpy
Do you think you are Attractive: I figure I'm not ugly
Are you a Health Freak: -ish
Do you get along with your Parents: Very much so, they're the best!
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM!!
Do you play an Instrument: yes if that's what you call it
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Are you joking me?
In the past month have you Smoked: just ciggys
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No i'm an angel
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Only with my Mark
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nothing else to do in Columbus
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, they get stuck in my teeth and look like fillings
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yup!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope wow Im boring
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no - don't steal
Ever been called a Tease: yeah hehe
Ever been Beaten up: Only by my brother
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: yet another fuckin stupid question
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm already living it
What country would you most like to Visit: Nepal
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue/Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/Blond
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: around my height
Weight: around my weight
Best Clothing Style: just nothing from K Mart, or Primark
Number of CDs I own: who the fuck counts how many CD's they own?
Number of Piercings: two, used to be 4
Number of Tattoos: zilch
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't regret the past, it has made me who I am today
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My Interests

Not working in Bangalore"is the security watching?" running around parking lots in baltimore and getting shards of glass in my feet...TRAVEL! a

I'd like to meet:

Lookin to meet new peeps now that I'm back in London- chilled out, artsy fartsy, whatevah

Music:

BOOTY HOUSE.LAAAAWD gimme sum BooTy HouSE. DnBass..Breaks.. Electro, Sexy house, Deeep House, Chicago House, kind of a househead, Bassbin Twins, Two-step! DIPLO, 2 many dj's, MJ COle, dj dan, dieselboi, FEELGOOD, Donald Glaude..Missy, Juggy D, Dr Zeus, Michael Buble - haha i'm such a fag, Miss Kittin, Dj V, DJ Funk, Snowpatrol, The Rapture, GOT, MIA, i cant' handle it .. urf there's just too many to write

Movies:

The Shutter (it's a thai movie, no there were no hookers in it)I like utterly shit movies basically, anything which has a terrible plot, really hot ass guys in it and a wonderful climax at the end... oh wait.. that's porn

Television:

Little Britain, Goodness Gracious Me, The Bronx Bunny show, Futurama, Kids Next Door, Smack the Pony, Family Guy, American Dad (anything w. a gay alien in it is worth watching)

Books:

I don't have time to read, well I do.. I just don't because I'm lazy- I'd rather watch HGTV and see how other people ruin other peoples houses on trading spaces. 'and how to put on a condom' leaflets... the pictures are funny

Heroes:

My biggest hero is definitely your mom. tell her she left her panties on my headboard and i was highly unimpressed that she didn't pick up my dry cleaning.

My Blog

Penny for your thoughts stink box

So if Shit in a cup isn't enough... you should all know "I was ILLIN it" yes that's right it's a new saying.. SO THERE! Tizzzle I got-cho-back gurl! Here smoke some weed, you talk too much... BITE ME...
Posted by very british ghetto on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 01:56:00 PST

Wal Mart Experience

Because shopping at wal mart in a nice area isn't a bad enough experience I decide, for some STRANGE REASON,  to head to the shittiest wal mart in columbus in search of a TV.. HOLY SHIT!!So stand...
Posted by very british ghetto on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:43:00 PST

HOLY FUCKING VOMIT

OH MY FUCK.. so I'm sat on the plane and this guy keeps complaining that he wants an aisle seat. so the douche bag wang sat next to switches with him and HOLY SHIT.... I have NEEEEVER smelt something...
Posted by very british ghetto on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:29:00 PST