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joe

blowing your yoga mind with my downward dog

About Me

I collect casino matchbooks and coffee mugs. One day I'll use magic tricks to mesmerize all the gorillas at the San Diego zoo to work as the heavies in my drug cartel. Magazines are picture books with a lot of text in between. Paying rent is for chumps and landlording is for demons. I need some Tums for this indigestion.

My Interests

Sticking it to the man, being late to work, laughing at people who take life seriously, avoiding hunger, walking around college wondering why the hell I'm there, talking to strangers, one day going to the beach and drinking all the water, and talking shit to ridiculously rich people.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who has Tums, heartburn is a bitch.

Music:

War, Pink Floyd, Beatles, Zeppelin, Eagles, The Doors, Cream, The Who, Iron Maiden, Danzig, Bowie, Tom Waits, Rage, Modest Mouse, Blood Brothers, Portishead, Black Keys, Radiohead, Dead Prez, Marvin Gaye, Bob Dylan, Neutral Milk Hotel, Gorillaz, The Mars Volta, The Rapture, LCD Soundsystem, Smashing Pumpkins, Damien Rice, and sexy Salsa.

Movies:

It's ten bucks to go sit in a theater and watch a film on a big screen. I know I'm not the only one that feels like a sucker paying for that. In the future, going to a movie will be the same as buying a Mercedes Benz, the common man will have to work hard and save up to earn his ticket to watch a movie about how the rich live exciting lavish lives... that fantastic film will be called James Bond, Bleeding Gold.

Television:

I like to watch it while it's off.

Books:

Mostly on Philosophy and Sex Positions.

Heroes:

Leonardo, not the artist, the ninja turtle