Logan Whitehurst & The Jr. Science Club - Very Tiny Songs
CD
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Notes: Many wonderful things have been said by much smarter people than myself about Logan. I will say just one then get down to the facts.
Logan, keep smiling... because you'll always make us smile.
Q: What is the Very Tiny Songs Project?
A: The Very Tiny Songs Project is just what it seems. During this project, I produced very tiny songs based on suggestions to me that I received via enail, telephony, private conversation, telegraphy, or other communication over the week from May 28th to June 06th, 2006. - Logan Whitehurst (2006)
This album is everything you love about Logan multiplied by 81... That's right, there are 81 songs on this CD. Don't believe me? Here's the track listing...
1. Very Tiny Songs (A Very Tiny Song)
2. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
3. Peasprout and the Little Baby Chick
4. The Salad Days of the Vegetables
5. Bonebeard, the Dinosaur Pirate From Space
6. Kick It Into High Gear
7. Infinite Tube OF Toothpaste
8. Damn The Cancer
9. Global Warming (Is A Lie)
10. If I were a Pangolin
11. The Ant and the Block of Cheese
12. Susan
13. Ambassador Robert Robert W. Fitts
14. Underwater Basket Weaving
15. Michael Is The President of the English Club
16. Trapped In the Stomach of a Giant
17. What Will Laura Be When She Grows Up?
18. Invisible Shadows
19. Jen and Her Dog, Elvis
20. Snake Babies
21. Dr. Jekyll’s Toothbrush
22. Riley Raccoon. Defender of Critter Village
23. Unicorns
24. Noelle Loves Shakesspeare
25. Glass Pop Bottles
26. The Periodic Table of the Elements
27. We Are Fire Ants
28. The Mischievous Elves of Iceland
29. What It’s Like In Japan
30. The Nature Kittle Nature Show Theme
31. Spherical Dice
32. Contents Unknown
33. Lamentation on a Theme of Bubba’s Secret
34. I Have An Extra Head
35. Osmosis
36. Gentoo Penguins
37. Schweepies
38. Ultimate Frisbee
39. Gelatin
40. Cecil, The Cantankerous Turtle
41. Demonic Lizards
42. My Name Is Matlock
43. He Didn’t Like Caddyshack
44. Pink Lemons
45. Mr. T
46. The Girl Who Liked Baseball
47. Bryan Fernando Is Awesome
48. Lemmings will Do Whatever
49. The Amazing Journeys of Twelve Kittens Through Match And Science
50. Serving Size
51. The Tale of Raskolnikov and Marty McFly
52. Love Is a Cyborg Playing the Harpsichord
53. Daisy Is Dead
54. TAB Cola
55. Substrates Plus Enzymes Equals Love
56. The Golden Goldfish
57. The No-Name Man (With No Name)
58. When Good Kiwis Go Bad
59. VCR Repairman
60. The Forests Are Plotting Their Revenge
61. Dr. Awkward
62. Villalpando
63. Igor Sikorski And The Helicopter
64. Monty The Tree
65. Wimps Vs. Machos
66. A Syrup Bottle Shaped Like Me
67. Frogmasterman
68. A Bad Day At The Gangster-Operated Mom-and-Pop Shop
69. Gum
70. The Tiniest Dog In The World
71. Internal Banana Farm
72. Lost In LOST
73. The Ice Cream Man With The Bulgy Eye
74. Vanilla’s Sexy Love Life
75. Super-Duper Smile Salesman
76. The Villain Who Wears No Pants
77. The Toaster Who Struggled Up A Hill Only To Find He Was Already On The Other Side
78. Asian Afro
79. James Wrote A Song About Me
80. Melissa June, The Beautiful Deer
81. The Ballad Of William Archibald Spooner
Logan Whitehurst and the Jr. Science Club - Goodbye, My 4-Track
CD
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Notes: 22 tracks of lighthearted pop genius from Logan Whitehurst. (You may know him as the drummer from The Velvet Teen.) Album features guest appearances from members of Death Cab For Cutie, Pedro The Lion, Tsunami Bomb, The Frisk, The Velvet Teen, Asahi, The Roots Of Orchis, Albrot & Toasterhead.
Dr. Demento says:
"Happy music that's original and brilliant. Tons of fun for all ages. Logan Whitehurst is a fantastic discovery."
The Velvet Teen - Cum Laude LP
12 inch
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Notes: Vinyl version of the newest VT album!!!
The Velvet Teen & Sin in Space - Split EP
7 inch
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Notes: This 7" was recorded in 2002, but was delayed several times for a variety of reasons. There is one original song each by both bands and two collaborative covers. The first 1000 records erroneously have the labels applied to the wrong side of the records. So the side labeled The Velvet Teen will play Sin In Space and vice versa. Sorry about that, my bad. Original artwork by Logan Whitehurst
Polar Bears - Shorts are for Warm
CD
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Get Get Go & Archeopteryx - Split EP
CD
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Notes: What can I say? This is the craziest disc I've ever heard. I have no idea what they are screaming about either, since I've not yet understood one word from this recording. This is some very intense, arty hardcore. Listen to the MP3's, it'll knock your junk sideways.
Little Cat - S/T
CD
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Notes: Electronic MUSIC. Honest to goodness real music, made with gizmos, recorded onto a VCR by a guy you KNOW played video games as a kid. Imagine your favorite record being played though a Sega Genesis, now you've got two favorite records.
Los Dryheavers - S/T
CD
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Notes: Here it is, the remastered and packaged debut album from Los Dryheavers, 5 raucous Mexican-American punks from Watsonville, California.
The Peppermints - Sweet Tooth Abortion
CD
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Notes: Lo-Fi rock from 3 San Diego girls. (2 legit, 1 honorary) Way better than any other band to use red and white striped candies on their CD artwork. This is a really, REALLY gritty recording. But you know you love it. So do we.
The Librarians - The Pathetic Aesthetic
CD
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Notes: Yes, they are now called The Paranoids. Yes, they are mostly not the same "they" anymore. But, The Pathetic Aesthetic is still the same songs you fell in love with. 11 very smart and very rocking pop numbers that dissect the more complicated issues between boys, girls and booze.
Henry Fiat's Open Sore - I Was A Teenage Prettyboy
7 inch
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Notes: This is the domestic release of the same EP released by KenRock Records in Sweden. Four ragged punk blasts, courtesy of the most insane Swedes to ever don mummy wraps on a stage. Lovely brown vinyl disc. Both sleeve and label erroneously indicate track four as being Love Makes You Fat.
The Velvet Teen - Elysium
Double 10 inch
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Notes: Here it is! The vinyl version of The Velvet Teen's Elysium is finally available to own. 8 songs of boundless sonic depth spread over 2 thick 10"vinyl records. A full-color jacket and 2 full-color inner sleeves showcase some of the most beautiful and confusing album art ever. Plus the lyrics are printed black so you can now read them while you listen. To top it off, this special edition contains a brand new, vinyl-exclusive song, "No One Gets The Best Of Me." You're so fucking lucky.
The New Trust - Wake Up, It's The Nineties
7 inch
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Sir Henry Fiat's Bastard - Your Mom Is A Fucking Mongo
7 inch
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Notes: Here we go again. Sir Henry Fiat is causing chaos in the punk scene of Sweden. This is the US release of the Swedish Single on Kenrock. Featuring Sir Henry Fiat and 3 guys with the last name Bastard. The day you buy this single is the day Rock n Roll comes back to town!
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The Victrola Tee
This is a beautiful shirt designed by Logan Whitehurst for Pandacide in 2006. It's available in TAN and CHARCOAL GREY. The colour of the children sizes may vary slightly. But not much.
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Grey Ghost Panda Tee
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Pandacide Red Ringer Tee
Based on the first Pandacide tees from 2000, this Red Ringer is like having a giant target on your chest! The image is friggin' H-U-G-E !!! And, being a genius, I just found out that I TOTALLY ordered Child sizes too... for all the "Little People"
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Paranoids (Formerly THE LIBRARIANS)- The Party's Over
CD
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Santiago- Entertainment for Man and Horse
CD
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Ashtray - White Sugar Is The Devil
CD
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Notes: Behold! New music from Santa Rosa's pottymouth punk quintet, Ashtray. This is what happens when you mix Pabst with Tussin!
Santiago - The Long Dark Hours
7 inch
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INFO ABOUT THE SONGS POSTED ABOVE:
Band: The New Trust
Song: Wake Up, It's The Ninties.
Album: Wake Up, It's The Ninties 7 inch
Band: Polar Bears
Song: Handshakes Are For Strangers, Around Here We Hug.
Album: Shorts Are For Warm CD
Band: Sir Henry Fiat's Bastard
Song: This Is The Day When Rocknroll Came Back To Town
Album: Your Mom Is A Fucking Mongo 7 inch
Band: Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club
Song: Me & The Snowman
Album: Goodbye, My 4-Track CD