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im just a dude that dont give a crap about much,except jamming metal with my bros,and smoking and drinking. I work my ass off so you probably wont see me that much on the here or home for that matter. I consider myself a realist. i take a

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no bullshit approach to most subjects. Im sometimes known for getting ill and acting like an ass,but most people simply know me as "The Mayo".

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mspobj type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" height="320" width="426" data="http://Remeber, When life is getting you down and makes you think that all is lost. Pick your ass back up and get your shit together and show what you are made of man......Im a proud father of 3 sons. Jaden Christopher Mayo, Draken Joshua Mayo, Alan Christopher Mayo, and have devoted my life to make sure they grow up just as badass as ole dad. And BTW if you think that im a pretty good musician just wait till you see what parents that give a shit about their kids interests will produce. These little fuckers will rule the music world when they grow up. That is if they want to. If not that is cool too. As long as they are happy and i can be there for them. Parents should always be there for their children and fathers out there listen up. A mother carries a child for 9 months, its up to you to carry them for the rest of their lives. So be there for your kid. that is if the mother will let you. I leave you now with no regrets. At this moment i have enjoyed every mistake and stumble i have made thru out this meager lifespan. Im truly content with all my little imperfections. I dont have to be the greatest man on the planet, being the coolest is enough.............

My Interests

I find myself not interested in much these days im starting to get old and it sucks. i like to take it easy most of the time. but i like to sit in the woods and kill things, Drink premium beers, Sit up late, Weekends off, anything at the lake, Good meals, Hot fishing holes, Kick ass Games, Cooking Outdoors, Entertaining, College Football, Classic Horror, Documentaries, World Events, News, Keeping up with the times, Hanging with my bros, Quality time with my family, Selling out arenas, Good Shows , Great fan turnouts, 4 part harmony, Recording Albums, Writing Music....

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet some cool ass musicians who have some phenom skills. All metalheads are welcome. All hot ass chicks are welcome. Tony montana is welcome.. lol...pretty much all the ptdi fans are always welcome.pretty fucking simple if you are cool and kick ass you are welcome.

Music:

slayer,w.a.s.p, ozzy, ptdi, black label, iron maiden, dio, sepultura, slipknot,motorhead,goatwhore,lamb of god,and of coarse roy orbison. lol....

Movies:

house of 1000 corpses. the goonies, clock work orange, godfather 1&2, scarface, goodfellas, last house on the left,most of the leatherface series, friday the 13th, halloween the classics....

Television:

sucks it caters to fucking popstar princesses and reality sucks too man tv has gone to shit my friends i still watch wrestling from time to time

Books:

playboy, hustler, lol i dont know how to fucking read...

Heroes:

kerry king,hulk hogan,neil peart,nicko mcbrain,dimebag darrell, zakk wylde,ozzy, the 3 stooges, Dave lombardo,Igor Cavalera, Bill Ward, Dave Mustaine, Steve Harris, Paul Stanley, John Lennon, Alice Cooper, Charlie Benante, Kurt Cobain, Neil Young, Vinnie Paul, Max Cavalera, Scott Ian, James Hetfield, Ronnie James Dio, Stephen King, Sgt. Slaughter, Sgt D, Billy Molano, Ringo,Eric Singer, Geezer Butler, Toni Iommi, Hugh Heffner, Don Henley, Steve Perry, Gene Simmons, John Forgarty, Mick Fleetwood, Eric Clapton, John Lee Hooker, Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson, Jimmy Page, John Bohnam, Blackie Lawless, Adrian Smith, Dave Murray, Geoff Tate......William Wallace!!!

My Blog

You Kow What Gripes My Ass?

You know what gripes my ass man. It's when you go through all the trouble to make a blog that you think is about hard hitting issues,only to find out that nobody gives fuck enough to jot down their fe...
Posted by chris on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:14:00 PST

THE RETURN TO THE PIT

Isn't it great the all of you will finally get to mosh again the right way? I mean for about a decade now this fruity shit that everyone is calling moshing has been passed off for moshing, but i think...
Posted by chris on Wed, 30 May 2007 08:24:00 PST

today's metal versus yesterday's metal

i find that alot of people these days have different opinions on this issue. On one hand you have people who say that yesterday's metal was the shit, and started the whole thing. Then you have the oth...
Posted by chris on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:54:00 PST