FTW +10hp - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am a mankilling plant.... I'm one half of the Dirty South Ravers, I used to go by ONE-APE-DJ But you can call me +10hp [That's spelled "plus ten hit points" sizzle chest!!!] & I scratch over the best breakbeat DJ in TEXAS: Protohippy. We VJ [video projection art] and do laser art all over the place, weekly friday and saturday nights @ Revolution Room [in SanAntonioTX] and bi-weekly @ Afterlife [in Dallas], pretty much monthly @ J Loraine Ranch [east of Austin] and @ Enchanted Forest [Austin] plus a bunch of other parties. Cumming in november we will be the resident VJ's @ Vertigo [the old SpyRoom in SATX] Shout at me if you got a party and you want eye candy....
This is my band, the DirtySoutRavers @ the first Sounds Seen AV competitions. We won a set of steak knives, that we now use to arm cattle and chickens.
Nazi's and Aliens are no match for a good boombox.
Most people can't count their pocket change.
Kaliedoscope titties. Yeh, you VJ's can kiss my ass. I still like 'em!!!

My Interests

Guns, Naked Women, Scratching, CG Art, Video Projection Art, L(ight) A(mplification by) S(timulated) E(mission of) R(adiation), Tattooing, Web Design, Getting Shot At, Rocket Surgery, Making Money, Playing with Dolls, Gaming, All Night Parties, Nothing Else

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet people with money to burn. People that couldn't give a shit about you or me. People that drive the latest sport utility sedan and talk on bluetooth enabled headset cellphones. People who actually hang out at starbucks and read poetry. I'm also interested in meeting Mimes and Vending Machines.

Music:

I like it loud, hard, fast or slow, lots of bass, funky beats, breaks for days, anything I can scratch over, and country music. I like the way fax machines and modems sound when you call them. I FUCKING HATE COOKIE MONSTER HEAVY METAL. RAGHGHGH!!! Get a girlfriend!

Movies:

ManBitesDog, Pi, Metropolis, Deepthroat, ClockworkOrange, Hardware, DrStrangelove, FastestIndianAlive, MadMax, RomperStomper, FriedGreenTomatoes, Duel, TheyLive, Susperia, DeadAlive, Quadraphenia, FailSafe, BeingThere, Snuff, HomeMoviesFromStolenVideoCameras, OldDriversEdFims, OhBrotherWhereArtThou, Barbarella, Tron, Stripes, THX1138, StreetsOfFire, TheReflectingSkin, LatexLesbianPron, TheOutlawJosieWales, EVERYTHING DAVID LYNCH HAS EVER POINTED A CAMERA AT!!! and David Lynch Films.

Television:

infomercials, regular commercials, the AUX channel, the weather channel, CSPAN 1, 2, and 3, test patterns, white noise

Books:

Powerbook, Snow Crash, Dianetics, William Gibson, JS Couts, the Bible, the Phonebook, Matches

Heroes:

Tupperware [tm], AJAX, E-mail, Everybody who hates me.

My Blog

tour crap

So I guess my last blog shot didn't take, so here goes again.... Phoenix was dope, even tho the party got hated on by shitheads. Micheal, the promoter was cool and made sure we were taken care of. We ...
Posted by FTW +10hp on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 12:39:00 PST

Fuck Y'all We're From Texas: Road Report

Well we started in Houston TX where we spent the night w/ Jason of DeadPA. He shared some sage road advice mixed w/ smart ass remarks. He showed us his scar and MRI animations of a brain tumor ...
Posted by FTW +10hp on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 02:01:00 PST

DirtySouthRavers West Coast Tour 2007

Fuck ALL Y'all We're From Texas!!!The DirtySouthRavers will be hitting the road for their very 1st mutha fuckin' West Coast Tour. We'll be rollin' on out of San Antonio mid July and continue thr...
Posted by FTW +10hp on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:38:00 PST