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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: goat sucker
Birthday: if you dunno i ainna gonna tellya
Birthplace: area 51
Current Location: classified
Eye Color: differs
Hair Color: differs
Height: 1.71 meters
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: i'm from pluto. it's not even a planet.
The Shoes You Wore Today: thrift store
Your Weakness: thrift strores
Your Fears: broken glass, self-injury, and the combination
Your Perfect Pizza: wheat crust, pesto, prosciutto, garlic, zucchini, baby bellas
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: graduate
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: instant messengers are for people with spare time and no life
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh god, not again...
Your Best Physical Feature: my middle finger, extended forward
Your Bedtime: sleep? HA!
Your Most Missed Memory: how the hell should i know?
Pepsi or Coke: if those are my options, i'll drink from the tap, thanks.
MacDonalds or Burger King: i'll starve, thanks.
Single or Group Dates: neither.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: once again, water
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: espresso. not eXpresso. that's not a word, jerk-face.
Do you Smoke: yeah
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: if i've drank.
Do you Shower Daily: idontbathe.
Have you Been in Love: yes.
Do you want to go to College: i'm workin on it
Do you want to get Married: indifferent.
Do you belive in yourself: occasionally
Do you get Motion Sickness: in the back seat on windy mountain roads.
Do you think you are Attractive: occasionally
Are you a Health Freak: HAHAno.
Do you get along with your Parents: some ways more than others
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yeah!
Do you play an Instrument: if there's one to be played...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hahaha
In the past month have you Smoked: hahahhahahahaha
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hahahhafuckoff
In the past month have you gone on a Date: with my roommates-to-be
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately, yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not the whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: define "stage"
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i prefer the term "liberated."
Ever been Drunk: hahahahaha i'm drunk right now
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: bullet to the head at approx. 40-45 years of age
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: mad scientist
What country would you most like to Visit: brasil. i been to italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hazel/brown
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: 1.7-2 meters
Weight: huggable. not boney
Best Clothing Style: mod
Number of Drugs I have taken: hahahhahaa
Number of CDs I own: bought? sucker.
Number of Piercings: boring
Number of Tattoos: depends on whether or not you have any fucking taste, asshole.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few.
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anyone with a brain, some logic, and a sick/tasteless/twisted sense of humor. people that like to read the excessively long profiles of losers like me.
You Are 60% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.
How Evil Are You?
not from the radio. the radio can eat my anus. jorge ben, tom ze, gal costa, -samba rocks booty- clinic, yves montand, yeah yeah yeahs, franz ferdinand. 8 Bit - they ARE the robots us dorks are playing from NES! "you ain't no robot. you was created from jizz. you ain't no robot. you gots to take a whizz. you ain't no robot. your skin ain't chrome. you ain't no robot. you call this planet home." my question: why didn't anyone think of this sooner?! why didn't I think of this? DAMN! anytime i'm faced with a response to the question of my taste in music, i think of that line in blues brothers "Oh we got BOTH kinds... Country AND Western!" anything that dwelled in the O.C. before it metastisized into a "pop" group, can go fuck it's own gangrenous self. this means you, gwen. i hate your face off. and all of OC... especially huntington beach. gah. my friend once drew a picture of a toilet throwing up into a toilet... this does not encompass my hatred. :} ok... music... BEATLES, DAVID BOWIE, aphex twin, squarepusher, tortoise, bjork, beck, TOM WAITS, tom waits, tom waits, erlend oye, dj kicks, kraftwerk, gorky zygotic mynci, die-hard nirvana-fan --soundtrack to too much of my life's happenings to let go, queen, queens of the stoneage, joy division, avalanches, tenacious D cause jack black makes jokes about spinal piercing... HA!, geeza-x, Kaito, adult, miles davis, herbie hancock, stan getz, django reinhardt, johhny lee hooker, JAMES FUCKING BROWN MOTHER FUCKER!!! george clinton/ parliament/ funkadelics... beat yo shit up. YO LA TENGO!!, cibo mato, killboyfuckbot, cubbyhole, postal service, unwound, modest mouse, godspeed you black emperor, blonde redhead, sigur ros, violent femmes, IGGY and the STOOGES, veruca salt, sonic youth, dandy warhols, fourtet, superdrag ---beautiful screaming boy *sigh*, SUPERCOLLIDER... yeah baby... Head On! that cracker's got too much soul. muziq, rjd2, anyone in "the blues brothers" portishead, sun ra, charles mingus, spiritualized, rapture, simian, stereolab, massive attack, underworld, daft punk, del tha funky homosapien, DUCK'S BREATH MYSTERY THEATER, randy of the redwoods, CURTIS MAYFIELD, mum, broadcast, boards of canada, air, interpol, tom waits, they might be giants, tom waits, oingo boingo, missy E, the strokes, hives, nada surf, melvins, dfa, le tigre, the pretenders, the cure, talking heads, peter gabriel, duran duran, depeche mode, billy idol, devo, a-ha, dr. demento, you can't escape weird al, yaz, run dmc, siouxee and the banshees, new order, blur, tears for fears, blondie, B-52's, beta band, basement jaxx, amon tobin, os mutantes, black devil, tujiko noriko, spektrum, agoria, architechture in helsinki, playgroup, autechre, venetian snares, scissor sisters, moving units, matmos, outkast, mouse on mars, rabbinical school dropouts, running with scissors, tom waits, mice parade, velvet underground, posies, pixies, white stripes, flaming lips, men without hats, men at work, soft cell, echo & the bunnymen, the smiths, etta james, ella fitzgerald, nancy sinatra, RADIOHEAD, NIN, elastica, breeders, NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK! omg donnie's the CUTEST! just kidding i hated them... really, truly... haaaaaaate. but they're funny now. soundtracks to snatch, pulp fiction, kill bill I & II, and waking life, ladytron, weezer (pinkerton!), deerhoof, hendrix, the kinks, the yardbirds, eric clapton back in the day ---crushed rat and warthog?! wtf!?, led zeppelin, pink floyd, black sabbath, rolling stones (earlier the better), laurie anderson, the doors, tomwaitsisrad, BEACH BOYS (smile and pet sounds are great to listen to from start to finish... it's like you can hear brian wilson losing it), donovan, ravi kumar --MAD BEAT MASTER!, vivaldi, chopin, alex says "good ol' ludwig van" beethoven, mozart, schubert, philip glass, kronos quartet, pretty much anything BUT country and western... or limp bizzzkit----makes mouth ANGRY! ...lame-ass pucker-sucking pusses. diekillpain. and i didn't organize at all. ha.
i like documentaries. i'm a dork. i embrace my dorkiness. i like things that render me speechless. but i REALLY like to watch a bleach blonde bimbo w/ fake hair/eyebrows/eyes/nose/lips/teeth/chin/TITS/and tan, w/ a tummy tuck and lipo-ed ass/thighs and a shaved everything be reemed and cum all over and in every orifice by eight balding/bud-light gut/billy-bobs at once... cause that's hot, right? that's what every girl should BE... especially from so. cal! RIGHT?! me... bitter? deep breath, idi... deep breath. hmmmmmm... fantastic planet, LUGGAGE OF THE GODS, orlando, amadeus, MEET THE FEEBLES, anything peewee!, BATTLE ROYALE!!!!, les moderns, beetlejuice, three amigos, buckaroo bonzai, UHF, THE JERK!, dragnet, taxi driver (my friend thinks he was cute in that movie... "cute like a sociopath," i said), pulp fiction "Warm. Warm. Disco.", everything you ever wanted to know about sex**but were afraid to ask, annie hall, sleeper, the gods must be crazy, CRUMB, o brother where art thou, airplane i/ii, fight club, arlington road, usual suspects, the game, army of darkness, so i married an ax murderer, cecil b. demented, our man flint/in like flint, kill bill i/ii, dune, short circuit, magnolia, CQ, young frankenstein, triplets of belleville, the dinner game, fear and loathing in las vegas, donnie darko, o-hio, ghostbusters, spaceballs, brazil, death to smootchie, drop dead gorgeous, WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY!!!, waking life, eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, being john malcovich, adaptation, confessions of a dangerous mind, blow, edward scissorhands, nightmare before christmas (mr oogie boogie is a lap dance master), silence of the lambs, pi, girl interrupted, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, the shining, batman, HEATHERS, the big lebowski, BLADERUNNER, zardoz, a clockwork orange, evil laugh, the bone yard, super troopers, OFFICE SPACE --is my life :p, life of brian, (cliche, but...) holy grail, meaning of life, ...and now for something completely different, clash of the titans (not a great movie, just funny as hell), amelie, rushmore, royal tenenbaums, back to the future i/ii/iii, dark star, half-baked, wayne's world, weird science, breakfast club, revenge of the nerds, BLUES BROTHERS, fargo, city of god, city of lost children, 24 hour party people, dirty pretty things, snatch, barton fink, THE COOK THE THIEF HIS WIFE AND HER LOVER, drowning mona, fried green tomatoes---hadda have a girly-flick in here somewheres, reservoir dogs, anything john waters, better off dead (TWO DOLLARS!), hi-fidelity, run lola run, roger & me, bowling for comlumbine, farenheit 9/11, devil's advocate and matrix would be SO MUCH better if it weren't for FUCKING KEANU GODDAMN REAVES......... DIEKILLPAIN!!!!!!!! and tom cruise needs to die, too. not intelligent, NOT attractive, can't ACT (i've seen him do that once/twice maybe), and something tells me he's just an INSUFFERABLE ASSHOLE! call it intuition. plays himself in *fill in the blank (especially magnolia)* i wanna have steve buschemi's babies... and KINDERGARDEN COP MUTHA FUCKA!!! arnie's such a hottie. gah. sean connery IS THE ONLY james bond.
i hate commercials. HAAAAATE!!! screw commercials... strictly prohibited. commercials in violation of posted signs are subject to immediate citation and tow. so, what tv i DO see is usually downloaded, or dvds. all things come after--- STAR TREK ---. twin peaks, arrested development, cantprymyselfawayfromlost, i like discovery (nova), history (when it's not about WWII), learning channel... anything where i can learn about ancient egypt or greece, or dinosaurs... ahhhhhhhh cartoons.... so yummy. aqua teen hunger force, ali g, upright citizens brigade, daily show with jon stewart, conan obrien, REN AND STIMPY MOFOS, real monsters, pete & pete, teenage mutant ninja turtles - version 1.0, who's line is it anyway?, three stooges, robotech, transformers, twilight zone, HITCHCOCK, george of the jungle, simpsons, curb your enthusiasm, invader zim, family guy, the state, reno 911, dave chapelle mmmmm dave chapelle :-) *drool* the awful truth, get smart, bewitched, mr. ed, beverly hillbillies, i dream of jeannie, the muppet show, adams family, fraggle rock, robot chicken .......................................watch wondershowzen. period.WHYDONTTHEYHAVEASPACEFORVIDEOGAMES?!?!?! cause it's all about original and super nintendo, sega equivalents, and amiga. after that... too many buttons. fuck you game cube. hello, dr. mario. here's to tetris, mario bros., super mario bros., duck hunt, mike-tyson's punch-out, bubble bobble, burger-time, donkey-kong, sonic, street-fighter ii (chun-li's legs chew you up and spit you out), super mario world, mariokart, bust-a-move, lemmings, MARBLE FUCKING MADNESS... ok... exceptions to my too many buttons rule: goldeneye (for the hydrocephalic setting) and mariokart 64 if, for no other reason, Wario. "I'm-a Wario. I'M-A GONNA WIN!"
in the middle of mommie dearest. nomorewirehangers!! the bell jar, to kill a mockingbird, choke, no logo, brave new world, lord of the flies, godmakers, siddhartha, the portrait of dorian gray, hamlet (kenneth branaugh does the best film version), anything rudyard kipling -just-so stories are the best- "them's that eats cakes that the parcy-man bakes, makes big mistakes." kipling's awesome, kalle lasn --interchangeable into hero category, freud, aunt gave me some philosophy overview type books. i L-O-V-E my illustrated encyclopaedic dictionary, any language dictionary, and any good thesaurus. i can spend hours going through a good dictionary or thesaurus... you know when you've been staring at something so long, and then you realize you haven't even blinked in quite a while, but then you don't want to cause you know it will hurt... yeah... that's me and my big ol' dictionary. i feel naked in a house w/o a dictionary. those people are mal-aligned, and i crush them with my ass-cheek-a-plenty.
myself - el chupacabra, warhol, dali, escher, geiger, kubrick, picasso, michael moore, asteya