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The V-man!

You put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away!

About Me

Well Im a bonafide cricketing legend! Grew up playing cricket with Damien Martyn. Dominated for dozens of seasons with Wanneroo and Knucklemarra in Australian summer and in the winter playing for which county that paid me the most cash! Had lunch with Richie Beanud once and taught him the finer subtleties of leg spin bowling! Have many a cricket yarn to tell so if you areinterested i'll fill ya in!Currently im a pitch roller and i fuckin roll the fuck out of them to help with my turn and bounce!Im currently dominating the cricket scene at Wanneroo Districts and thats with training once a fortnight! How good would i be if i trained when im supposed to :)Have three lovely kids who never sleep and my wife Tash - who never sleeps with me!, ha, just kidding!

My Interests

Dropping easy catches in slips that even Dave Minear could catch. Givin' it some shoe! Getting some turn and bounce! Mutilating a chicken at lunch time and licking my fingers after! Riding on the roller! Eating a shitload at tea on satdy or sunday arvo! (Tea ladies i fuckin love ya!) Running slowly between the wickets to hog the strike and deny my team mates runs! (HILARIOUS - they get so pissed off!)

I'd like to meet:

Wellity, wellity, wellity! let me just say im on everyone's dinner guests list so everyone wants to meet me! But seriously id like to meet your mum! ;)

Music:

Robbie Williams! Love it on the big screen at home! Also love Acca Dacca! 80's classics like ELO, Dragon, Dire Straits! Also bit of Kylie!

Movies:

I'll watch whatever I can get from Bali for 90cents! Oceans Eleven and other shit like that. Love a good heist movie!

Television:

Biggest Loser, Big Brother, love that reality shit!

Books:

No time for that! Reading is for suckers!

Heroes:

Colonel Sanders!