Lee Christofferson-Keckler - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I've done a U-Turn in just about every state.

My Interests

Hypnotic infomercials. Dominoes. Getting all riled up over conservative talk radio.

I'd like to meet:

A dry humored individual who can channel the pale sensuality of Cate Blanchet, spike it with the low-key brilliance of Salam Rushdie, and the political hutzpa of Arianna Huffington. Or anyone who despises the Indigo Girls, but adores GoodFellas.

Music:

The Clash. Joy Division. Kings of Leon. The Animals. S-K. Journey (but just the cool stuff).

Movies:

Rear Window. Blow-Up. A Room With A View. Pulp Fiction. Annie Hall. 24 Hour Party People. CQ.

Television:

The Office. Lost. Mad Men. Heroes (even though it's TOTALLY sucking this season). How I Meet Your Mother. And, honestly, I still like to watch SNL - obviously the Digital Shorts are funny -- but Amy Poeler rocks and that Payton Manning United Way spoof from last season was hilarious.

Books:

I like the idea of reading, but as it turns out, not the actuality.

Heroes:

Tobi. Because sometimes it's hard for other to hear what she has to say, but she always says it. And that's heroic.

My Blog

Emotional Honesty is for real

I suspect that some of you don't find my emotional honestly to be sincere. When I say things like "everything's great" - I'm not being sarcastic. Everything is truly great. Sure I've been sick this...
Posted by Lee Christofferson-Keckler on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:17:00 PST

Copacabana

I'm playing Copacabana for my officemates today. It's such a sad song. Still, we're singing along.
Posted by Lee Christofferson-Keckler on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:22:00 PST

Someone had a dream about me...

I got this email today... kinda weird. Lee, excuse the abrupt mail but I dreamt last night that you were killed in a car crash. And I was in the car too but barely felt the crash. Then you...
Posted by Lee Christofferson-Keckler on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:41:00 PST

They Mysterious Rolls of Film Revealed!

I got the film back! First off, the B&W roll was blank. Very disapointing. But the other two had some unexpected gems! The first roll I looked at was from Pete and my Greenwood Lawn &Tennis (the c...
Posted by Lee Christofferson-Keckler on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 06:40:00 PST

Three years is long enough!

I've had these three rolls for film sitting around my place for years. One color, one B&W, and one disposable camera that I think I picked-up in New Orleans (March 2004). I got a digit...
Posted by Lee Christofferson-Keckler on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:50:00 PST

Things that made me feel old this week...

1. Vans Style 36 are now called "Old Skool."2. "Buena" by Morphine is being used in a car commercial.3. Nobody I know (except Drew and Jenny) actually knows the work of David Lynch.The plus side of...
Posted by Lee Christofferson-Keckler on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:16:00 PST

An Open Letter to Seattle Drivers...

Dear Seattle Drivers, Fucking go faster. It's not icy on I-5. Sincerely, Lee Christofferson-Keckler
Posted by Lee Christofferson-Keckler on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:30:00 PST

I'm just looking for a happy medium...

So I went from hardly eating at all for a month to eating Jack 'n the Box four times last week alone! Not to mention the other crap I've been putting in my body. I had a freakin' Big Mac t...
Posted by Lee Christofferson-Keckler on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:47:00 PST

Why does everyone keep putting bacon on my cheeseburger?

Twice this week I ordered cheeseburgers. And both times they came with bacon - without me ordering it! What the fuck? All I want is a cheeseburger sans condiments. I'm not a fa...
Posted by Lee Christofferson-Keckler on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 01:05:00 PST

60 oz of Gatorade so far...

So, it turns out that the reason I'm so tired and out of it all time is from dehydration. I had my blood pressure checked three or four times this morning... as that's how the doctor finds out i...
Posted by Lee Christofferson-Keckler on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:49:00 PST