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»-(¯..v..¯)-» Design your MySpace with MyLook «-(¯..v..¯)-« Fun, Funky and a little bit Spunky! And no, I normally try not to rhyme all the time, just when I am rockin' on someone else's dime... ok, totally lame rhyming thing, I know, but hell, what do I care!From what people tell me, I am a pretty cool chick to hang around with. Funny, silly and occasionally witty, I can make any situation just a little more interesting by telling some random story about yet another hilarious situation that I found myself in throughout the years... True, the stories are ususally funny only to myself and the sickest of my friends but you can at least laugh at how into telling the story I am. You know, talking with my hands, flinging my arms in the air, the whole kit and caboodle.So why don't you drop me a line sometime and let me entertain you.... ..

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

People who can touch their tongue to their noses and/or Rob Zombie. Oh yeah, and people who don't make my life any more difficult than it needs to be!

Music:

Butt rock!

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, This is Spinal Tap, Best in Show, Auntie Mame, Harold and Maude, Office Space, Old School, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Sean Michaels Up Your Ass, Pirates of the Carribbean, The Warriors, the list goes on and on.....

Television:

American Idol (how did I ever let myself get sucked into that one), America's Next Top Model, 60 Minutes, Frontline, Good Eats, CSI:Miami (mmmmmm.... Horatio), Prison Break... geez! Too much TV!!! .. width="425" height="350" .... Dick in a Box
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Books:

Middlesex, Lies My Teacher Told Me, A Million Little Pieces (regardless of the scandal, one of the best books I have ever read), Lord of the Rings Trilogy, In Cold Blood, The Awakening, Catcher in the Rye...

Heroes:

My Grandma Doris

My Blog

A birthday thank you....

How did I get so lucky? I have the greatest friends in the whole world! Thank you all for making my 30th birthday a special one. I love you all!!
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:04:00 PST

Coachella here I come!!!!

Got my tickets to Coachella the other day, I am stoked!!! Totally excited to see: Bjork, The Arcade Fire, Brazilian Girls, Peaches, Kings of Leon, The New Pornographers, Peeping Tom, Ozomatl...
Posted by Melissa on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 06:25:00 PST

Update on Sexiness in San Diego

Ok, so I officially like San Diego. It is not nearly as phoney as I had once thought. My friend Liz recently moved down there. I have visited her a couple of times and much prefer the local view of SD...
Posted by Melissa on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 11:22:00 PST

Sexiness in San Diego

So I just returned to the city by the bay after a weekend in San Diego. Really cool city, lots of great food. For those of you that are in the area, I just tried a fairly new restaurant in the Gaslamp...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:24:00 PST

I keep trying to tell you people that I am smart...

See, now there is a test to prove my superior intellect...   All-Around SmartYou are all-around smart.  Essentially, that means that you are a good combination of your own knowledge and expe...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 08:59:00 PST

The night the lights went out in Georgia...

Woo Hoo!! I got my Chik-fil-a!!! Not to mention nearly a gallon of sweet tea. Totally satisfied and looking forward to returning to my city by the bay-e-yay! Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-ho..... You know, Geor...
Posted by Melissa on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 08:49:00 PST

Georgia on my mind...

Stuck in my hotel room just outside Atlanta. All I want is some friggin' sweet tea and a chicken biscuit. But, you know what? Chik-Filet is closed on Sunday for the Lord. I come all this way and I can...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 05:22:00 PST