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Ben

About Me

Ready my profile for surfing! It will ride the Internet once more. I have lived through others far too long -- Orkut bore my honor and Facebook my guilt. My Friendsters have fought my causes, Blogspot carries my sins. Now, at last, I shall have MySpace.
Oh. Were we rolling? **clears throat**
I do audio work for video production, write fiction, practice some kinds of dance, and "talk junk" when I can. I am irreverent -- it is hard for me to take something very seriously. I almost never find myself "going with the crowd" in mindset or opinion. The following "audio player" has sounds of tree frogs and insects by night.
My Starbucks Oracle Personality Type: Clueless
You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink rasberry mocha frappe are strippers.
Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall

My Superhero Likeness:
Superman Superman 85% Spider-Man 65% Supergirl 60% Wonder Woman 55% Batman 55% Hulk 50% Robin 47% Green Lantern 45% The Flash 45% Iron Man 25% Catwoman 20% I am mild-mannered, good,
strong and I love to help others.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
My Super Villain Likeness
Green Goblin Green Goblin 64% Dr. Doom 58% Riddler 48% Lex Luthor 47% Apocalypse 42% Venom 42% Catwoman 40% Magneto 39% The Joker 38% Poison Ivy 37% Mystique 36% Kingpin 34% Mr. Freeze 33% Juggernaut 32% Two-Face 32% Dark Phoenix 30% Going to almost any length to achieve greatness in body and mind has led to a hard working and power hungry businessman.
Click here to take the "Which Super Villain am I?" quiz...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mika Brzezinski, Amy Sedaris, Samantha Bee, Angelina Jolie, Stephen Colbert, John Stewart (I've been to live tapings of each of their shows), Juan Cole.

Hmm. On a related subject, it is interesting to look back on all the people I have met, many of whom I have put a microphone on. Morgan Fairchild, baby! Joe Piscopo and Adrian Zmed. William Rehnquist and Sandra Day O'Connor. Bill Bellamy; John Edwards; Megyn Kelly of Fox News; Kristy Swanson, the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer; Andrew McCarthy; Vanessa Williams; Seth Green; Mario Van Peebles; Jasmine Guy; Debbie Allen; David Ogden Stiers and Patricia Arquette yelled at me, but we did not exactly meet; Joe Namath; NASCAR drivers Bobby, Terry, Justin Labonte, Kevin Harvick, Casey Mears; Richard Childress; Reggie Fountain; Lauch Faircloth; Tupac Shakur's mother Afeni; BMX biker Dave Mirra; diver Mehgan Heaney-Grier; Poker champ Phil Hellmuth; Abe Benrubi; Craig Scheffer; Halle Berry; Paige Hemmis; Ty Pennington; writers Lorrie Moore, Larry Brown, Allan Gurganus, Lee Smith, all whose work I love; Latin jazz musician Eddie Palmieri; Sculptors Louis Bourgeois and Helene Brandt; Psychiatrist and writer Lucy Daniels. And there are more folks I have not really met, but whom I have miced briefly with a boom: Will Farrell, Annika Sorenstam, Amy Adams, Leslie Bibb, John C. Reilly, Michael Clark Duncan.

My Blog

You want my blog?

'Ere I am.
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 23:05:00 GMT