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Hey there, Delilah

I am here for Friends

About Me

ATTENTION STALKERS: If you're going to look at my profile more than once in a day and you're not on my friends list, grow a pair and message me. Thank you.
"Relationships don't work the way they do on television and in the movies. Will they, won't they and then they finally do and they're happy forever. Gimme a break. 9 out of 10 of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with and half the ones that get married get divorced anyway. And I'm telling you right now through all this stuff I have not become a cynic, I haven't. Yes I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate-covered candies and, you know, in some cultures, a chicken. YOu can call me a sucker I don't care, because I do... believe in it. Bottom line... is couples that are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but, the big difference is they don't let it take em down... One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time, if its right, and they're real lucky. One of them will say something."
Jade's Military & Patriotic Graphics
Myspace Graphics
Myspace Layouts
Create Your Own!
"A camera is an artist's tool. There is seldom truth in a photo, whether or not Photoshop was used."
"When we really examine photographs, most of them are fakes in the sense that they don't capture reality."
"The same holds true for almost all portraits done with a camera. The lighting is bogus when a large parasol flash is used to blow out every crevice and blemish on a face. This isn't what the person looks like -- it's an idealized image"
Serena Rae --
[noun]:
An immortal
Amanda: where like you... you could totally be on heroin
Amanda: cuz you're badass like that
Melanie: so i played this awesome game
Melanie: called
Melanie: YOU TALK, I DRINk
Melanie: and you can play it with people and they dont even have to know or participate
Me: eventually you don't even know what's being said, but you know its funny and you think you feel wet b/c you peed urself
Melanie: hashahahaha
Melanie: and whats better than pissing yourself in front of a room full of people? lol
My friends rock!
It must be your skin that I'm sinking in
It must be for real cause now I can feel
I treated you bad, you bruised my face
Couldn't love you more, you've got a beautiful tastes.

brian said i needed to update so here goes... i miss all my friends!!! =(
john, manda, kristen, julie, dani, melanie, sara, dave, doug, frank, ziggy, brian, josh, jay, carl, jenns p & f, lil jen(oh sooo emo), jamie and if i forgot you either you weren't important or i haven't talked to you in a long ass time.
best quotes ever:
"My period is more of a question mark... as in WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?!?!?"
[11:14] captainbackfirre: wow no offense but you guys are really bad at breaking up [note: if this got any more true, i think my head would explode]
"Everything in life is beautiful with the right filter."
"I totally killed her dog."
"You've been pickle slapped."
"And I really really like your vagina"[

My Interests

MMORPG's, Shadowbane, computers, building computers, lans, counter strike, music, electronics, collecting useless things, listening to john's EMS stories, photography, computer graphics, game design, coloring my hair until it seems like it's going to fall out, russian, halloween, gender studies, wicca, independant films, makeup, clothes, hair, piercings, sushi, glitter, music, spikes, belts, chains, handcuffs, sex dice, sex, politics, intellegent conversation, electronics, homestar runner (www.homestarrunner.com), army guys, kicking back w/friends, havin a few, late nights, peanut butter chocolate cake from california, anything purple, being obnoxious, listening to manda talk (about everything EVER), WoW, World of Warcraft, UCF, University of Central Florida, Sephora, Urban Decay, Hard Candy, Nars, Origins, Bare Escentuals, black eyeliner, fake eyelashes, hair spray, big hair, shiney lip gloss, cosmetology, Questionable Content, Girl, Scary Go Round, Red String, Diesel Sweeties, Something Positive, Ill Will Press, Foamy the Squirrel, LiveJournal, lj, paganism, history, religion, theology, Green Tea from Panera, Star Wars, Weird Al, pirates, rum, vodka, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Kryolan, programming, beaches
Create Your Own!

I'd like to meet:


You have been marked on my profile map!

Gamers, nerds, dorks, computer geeks. If you know what I mean by C, C++, Java, the word pwned, what Shattered Hand is, or how to build a PC. People who can think at or around 10 million miles a second, can (without confusion) transition with me from discussing apples to why I don't like spiders, talk or understand in rapid fire, can spell, will understand why after seeing a Duct Tape wallet I had to make one (this means realizing it was about the mechanics of making such a thing, rather than the owning of said wallet). People into bright colors, understand that when I make references to your face not only are they amusing but they are meaningless which furthers the amusement, people who have purchased expensive things on their own (by that I mean worked for a long time to either save up for or to pay off the purchase, not using mom or dad's cc), anyone who understands what its like to date someone in the military, people who can appreciate 80's music and randomly start dancing to it with me wherever we are, people who talk about things that "should" be said in a whisper at a normal tone of voice (which just happens to be a rather loud tone), those obnoxious kids you see hanging out in front of stores in small towns because they have nowhere else to go, people who appreciate the value of just taking a walk and never having a destination, people who giggle at the site of the 15 year old Hot Topic kidz not only because they were one of those at that age but because inside they still want to be like that. Purple hair, blue hair, tattoos and piercings, lazy anarchists and liberals, people who are willing to discuss the origins of Christmas and would rather celebrate Winter Solstice or Yule, anyone who is willing to bend their mind around the fact that just MAYBE there really is a Boogeyman or a Santa Claus (do you believe in magic? *music*), fierce drivers, even feircer thinkers, people who appreciate photography or the complexity of a mixed cd, people who still watch cartoons, those who aren't easily offended, people with a cause, former rebels and angsty teenagers who've calmed to what could be considered a normal level. People who understand the necessity of a black leather skirt, who understand why glitter leather and spikes are sexy, who get why I wear black and white tiger striped velour pants outside and don't really care that people look at me funny, anyone who would understand why I bought such pants in the first place, people with big hair big sunglasses and lots of lip gloss, anyone who appreciates Sephora half as much as I do.

Music:

the faint, 4ft fingers, afi, against me!, anti-flag, beethoven, billy idol, boy kicks girl, bright eyes, capdown, choking victim, the clash, coheed and cambria, crucifucks, culture club, cursive, dead milkmen, deadsy, depeche mode, farse, hole, kidney thieves, kmfdm, the living end, marilyn manson, minor threat, the misfits, modern english, naked aggression, nancy sinatra, nofx, orgy, pennywise, pretty girls make graves, quiet riot, the ramones, reggie and the full effect, rise against, the vandals, wolfsheim, wumpscut, the killers, my chemical romance, green day, throwdown, treading sorrows, corrinne bailey rae, weird al, evanescence, garbage, panic at the disco, fall out boy, john mayer, fiona apple, bush, christina aguilera, johnny watson, eve6, the starting line, joan jett, john legend, johnny cash, aha, alanis morrissette, b52's, the bangles, the beatles, beyonce, cake, elvis costello, eminem, d12, the doors, matisyahu, muse, nine inch nails, pat benatar, rob zombie, sean paul, shakira, she wants revenge,

Movies:

clockwork orange, donnie darko, kill bill vol. 1, kill bill vol. 2, the rocky horror picture show, boondock saints, 8 mile, van helsing, resident evil, secretary, bubble boy, chasing amy, star wars, pitch black, the chronicles of riddick, slc punk, lord of the rings, crouching tiger hidden dragon, ringu, requiem for a dream, crazy/beautiful, underworld, underworld: evolution, the omen I-III,

Books:

IT, star wars, anything by stephen king, the talisman, black house, shadowland, the hellfire club, Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, 1984, Brave New World, Catch-22, Inferno, ... there are about a million more books I love. I don't read as many books as I used to but I do read these:

I also read Scary Go Round, Girly, Diesel Sweeties, and Dr McNinja. I just couldn't find banners for those =D

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

My Blog

Loves!!!

My score on The'>http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=8115472531704248346 ">The Lover Style Profile Test:style="font-size:18pt;font-weight:bold;">The Liberated Lover/>style="font-size:12pt">(59% p...
Posted by Hey there, Delilah on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:09:00 PST

blog things

You Are GrapeYou are bold and a true individual. You are very different and very okay with that.People know you as a straight shooter. You're very honest, even when the truth hurts.You are also very g...
Posted by Hey there, Delilah on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:32:00 PST

stuff

Your Personality is Very Rare (ENTP)Your personality type is optimistic, curious, enthusiastic, and open.Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 5% of all men....
Posted by Hey there, Delilah on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:50:00 PST

Blonde

I'm bleaching out my hair again. I'm bored with it.. again.. and I was looking at pictures of my hair when it was all bleachy and I miss it. It was yellow and silly but it was bright and fun. I can't ...
Posted by Hey there, Delilah on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:34:00 PST

Posted as a blog to get it off my page

Things I've Learned: 1) How you feel about a person changes, but the mark they've made on your life never does. 2) Not getting to say goodbye to someone important to you sucks. Hard. 3) I am the sum ...
Posted by Hey there, Delilah on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 01:28:00 PST

i need input people!!!

my hair has faded to this really gross reddish blonde color that i'm definately not feeling, so i need some suggestions of what else to do with it. i was contemplating dying it blonde, well more like ...
Posted by Hey there, Delilah on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:06:00 PST

dj x 2

i posted a pic of me with those headphones i was yacking about, they're totally adorable. the pic isn't that great but i'll get around to putting a better one up. i'm SUCH a dork
Posted by Hey there, Delilah on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:16:00 PST

DJ!

i bought retardedly overpriced DJ headphones just because i felt like it. i decided i'm going to take a picture of myself with them on and wearing my glasses so i can be an UBERNERD. keep an eye out f...
Posted by Hey there, Delilah on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:25:00 PST

Oh noes!

I was productive today! Amazing isn't it? I know, I know. I went to the supermarket, did some Calculus homework, looked over my notes for Discrete Structures AND.... I worked on the box I'm making. Wh...
Posted by Hey there, Delilah on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 08:19:00 PST

poll!!

i'm super bored. i'm watching mad tv though which is always really fun. i should be studying for a quiz but.. yeah not so much.i'm so sick of school, i hate these classes. they're tough and i have nex...
Posted by Hey there, Delilah on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:40:00 PST