About Me
The Gospel, as spoke by Reverend Williams.
- Who, me? For the first and last time:
[Swizz Beatz] It's me, bitches! [/Swizz Beatz].
Not no webmaster. Not no assistant. Not no slave paid $2ph. Just me. If you're looking for some benson-ran space, visit my music page: www.myspace.com/pharrell
- Messages I get like 45847687 messages every single day. That's at least 45847687 minutes trying to hit everyone back. There's only 1440 minutes in a day and I work 1439 of those, so go figure. If I don't hit you back don't catch feelings. Time is money! Don't send me more messages asking why I haven't replied, or how you're no longer a fan, and stop letting me know you know that i've read your message. I ain't gonna reply any quicker!
- Friend Requests I don't accept randoms to get my numbers up. I ain't here to be Fonzie on some cool ish. If you send me a request, make sure you send a message with it.
- Music Im not an A&R. I ain't got time to sit on MySpace all day and give you feedback on your tunes. I don't wanna buy your beats. I ain't gonna get you a deal. Log off MySpace, shut down your computer and take your ass outside into the big world. It seems like everyone wants everything handed to them on a plate. Work for it!
- "Models" ...and I use that term loosely. Every second girl on MySpace claims to be one. Naaaaaaaah! Paying a photographer to take your pictures does not make you a model. The majority of you "eye candy" chicks ain't nothing more than "eye sores"
- Advertising I don't care about your event, CD or DVD, and im sure noone else does either. Take that ish to Ebay! Advertising on my page = Blocked. ($50 donated to my PayPal account and i'll turn a blind eye)
- Girls Gone Wild C'mon. You late 80s babies, im talkin to you. Im old enough to be your daddy. Im 34 years old, not 15. You 15, 16, 17 year old girls need to stop. My name ain't R.Kelly (shit, did I say that out loud?)
Regardless of how all the above may sound, I am a genuinely nice dude.. (I swear!) & look on the bright side, at least im honest ;)
