MOVIE REVIEW:
Okay, I'm totally drunk right now and have decided that this is a great time to catch up on the movie reviews I've been neglecting for the past few weeks.
DEFINITELY, MAYBE
I seem to recall liking this movie. Van Wilder was pretty good as always, but Isla Fisher was just smokin' hot. Ummmm... I don't really remember much about it, to be honest. I saw it a month ago. Crap. Maybe it wasn't as good as I thought since I can't even remember it. Was there a funny kid in it? No. That was another movie. It certainly wasn't a bad flick per se, since I do remember thinking "Hey, that wasn't a bad flick per se". Who the fuck says "per se" anyway?
7/10
SEMI-PRO
Dear God, this movie sucked. Seriously. I think I might have laughed twice in it. The 'Get Smart' trailer played before it, and that was about the best part of the movie. Will Ferrell is normally quite funny, but in this he was about as funny as pudding. Yeah, totally not funny. I couldn't wait for this fucking turd of a movie to end. The worst part was that I saw it with a pretty girl, but she's married so I couldn't even sit there staring at her boobs to pass the time. On second thought, I totally should have. I'm sure she would have understood, being that she was subjected to the same sadistic torture as me. We could have both stared at her boobs and discussed them at length. Would have been a billion times more entertaining than Semi-Pro. Ugh.
SUPERHERO MOVIE
Finally! They got it right! A return to the old days when spoof movies were good, this film was created by the people responsible for the 'Naked Gun' series and 'Flying High' (aka 'Airplane') as opposed to those other contemporary spoof movies that I won't even mention. I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard. And the snail in the scene where the dude gets his powers is possibly going to go down as my favourite movie character of 2008. Those who have seen the movie will know what I mean. Let's just hope spoof movies continue being of this caliber from now on!
How the fuck did I manage to spell "contemporary" when I can barely see the screen?
FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL
Not bad at all. A little bit on the generic comedy side (as I felt I'd kinda seen most of it before) but the one thing that sets it apart from everything else is Mila Kunis. Jesus fucking Christ that girl is hot. She could well be the second most hottest female ever created. I would pay to sit and watch a movie where she just sits there looking at the camera for 90 minutes. Seriously, if you like female eye-candy then go see it. Now.
"THE HEATH LEDGER EXPERIENCE"
Movie World Halloween 2007 - I was Jason Voorhees
"NIGHT OF THE CIVIC DEAD" - 2nd place winner, national Civic Video Fish Philosophy short film competition. Make-up by Brett Wilson
"KAIGI" teaser trailer
"YOU WISH" - top 10 finalist, 2002 Short Cut Film Festival
"SPANKING MONKEY, HIDDEN FIST" - made as a Christmas present for the staff of Pizza Hut, Miami, 2003.
"CORROSION" - entry into the Brisbane International Film Festival Fast Film competition
