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Benny-fucking-Hell

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About Me

I write. A lot. More than a lot... -it's all I do EVERY sickeningly long, brutally ink-stained day. Despite the protests of friends who try to talk me into going out when I'd rather work,family that claims I don't spend enough time doing 'normal things', and the insults that have come from publishers, associates, and the industry at large in the past, I thrive while I am working and I don't give a shit who dislikes it. Which has led me to start a magazine... or two... and contribute to a few dozen of the fuckers over time. Yep, international circulation, wide-spread indoctrination through my work, and a constant need to pinch myself in the midst of the surrealism of it all, jettisoned from my attic and into your minds. It's a fuckin' trip, to say the least.
This is my personal profile. I use it to babble about the existentially rooted masturbatory thoughts I have concerning life, nipples, or whatever tickles my fancy at the moment. Like many of you, I have friends that I cannot see or personally speak to daily. I use MySpace for that too. Contacting me here with regard to my business, unless I already know you or have approached you, will guarantee that I will not work with you. The email address are out there on my sites. I check them daily. Use 'em folks.
And, just so you know, I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 so, go fuck yourself!

My Interests

Me. Attending shows. Reviewing music. Interviewing bands. Making fun of Hippies. Having fun with Hippies. Whiskey and coke. Whiskey and whiskey. Porn. Music. Music. Music. Encouraging insanity and genius within myself and my writers... they're two halves of the same coin.

I'd like to meet:

On a personal level I am not certain that I really want to meet more people; after years of dedication I have cultivated the growth of an excellent menagerie in the cellar. If I did meet more people I would prefer them to be: in good bands, venue owners, poli-dissonants of all shapes and sizes, artsy-fartsy fuckheads, art terrorists, and to be entertaining. Boring people multiply too quickly and the bodies are really starting to stack up around here.
Anyone have access to a deep, unused well?

Music:

My range runs from Rachmaninoff to Daath. Everything sits well with my ear, provided it's written with heart. The gulf that exists between entertainment and MUSIC becomes more apparent as I age, and I find myself reverting more and more to classic forms of music, rather than being seduced by whatever flash in the pan comes along. If you really care, ask me. Music is the only thing I really like to talk about with random people.

Movies:

Who has time?

Television:

I know of them, but do not partake.

Books:

I read constantly in no set or regular genre.

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson. Patrick Bateman. Me.

My Blog

Contrary to popular belief, Greyhounds are slow...

I have a friend in Houston that is a little off. He's a phenominally interesting guy, someone I value as a friend everytime he crosses my mind, and someone who is phenominally afraid of flying... I th...
Posted by Benny-fucking-Hell on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:22:00 PST

The power of Christ compels you!

OK, I lied, Christ has little to do with this blog post. I probably should have entitled it something like, "VampireFucks, I command you to flap away into the night!" or something, but now we're stuck...
Posted by Benny-fucking-Hell on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:38:00 PST

Simple Math for Musicians

mediocrity + music x mass saturation = moneyThat's all anyone needs to remember to have a successful label or band.
Posted by Benny-fucking-Hell on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:21:00 PST

Blood in the Water, or Holiday Induced Nostalgia? You Decide

As any of my American friends are surely aware, the holidays are nearly upon us. They're a plague that's visibly spreading, the pandemic is carried by media in all it's forms, and on every breath...
Posted by Benny-fucking-Hell on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:35:00 PST

A new, and inspiring, interview...

I spent part of my Thanksgiving interviewing KMFDM founder, Sascha Konietzko, about the re-release of his Excessive Force project, his memories of WaxTrax! Records, and a number of other things past, ...
Posted by Benny-fucking-Hell on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 04:26:00 PST

An awesome interview!!!

I just did what has to be one of the coolest interviews I've done to date. I talked for... and hour and half, roughly, with Sascha Konietzko about Excessive Force, KMFDM, and a bunch of other shit. It...
Posted by Benny-fucking-Hell on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 02:37:00 PST

Further proof of what an asshat I am.

VFMagazine Presents Assemblage 23 VFMagazine Presents DJ? Acucrack...
Posted by Benny-fucking-Hell on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 04:08:00 PST

Witches Lullaby

Witches Lullaby 1)scarred by your fingertipswords act like subtle chainsspilled lies from poison lipswrapped me up in bonds of painfollowed you so blindlylost in the shape of your faceyour eyes have s...
Posted by Benny-fucking-Hell on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:24:00 PST