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J's Basement

ROCK HARD.

About Me


J's Basement is a morally reprehensible collective of degenrates from Toronto. Hailing from the depths of Brockton, Vi. their embarrassing melding of solitudes and grind-core has garnered attention from some of the world's most influential people. Kofi Annan had this to say, J's Basement's new album is causing "...death and suffering on a wholly unacceptable level." George Bush stated, "One thing is clear, is relations between America and J's Basement are good, and they're important that they be good." And on a local note David Miller added "I fuckin' hate those guys. High Park, represent!" J's Basement have just completed their second album, "No Love, No Money" and are crafting a nefarious plot to tackle the world's superpowers starting with Guam. Look out Fiji! It is rumoured that pockets of insurgency are in Iraq, right now. Coincidence, I think not. When asked what influenced such songs from the new album as 'You've Been Hiding (Bin Laden)' Martyn proclaimed simply, "swish and pepperoni. Also, Neil Sedaka. I love Neil Sedaka. I just can't say enough good things about Neil Sedaka, Sedaka, Sedaka. ...Neil Sedaka." We spoke with Danny Marcus about his feelings on the album, "Right now I want to bathe in a bathtub of bathwater." The boys are scheduled to commence their 'Osama Been Rockin' world tour beginning with Europe and Palestine in January of 2007. 'No Love, No Money' is slated for release when hell freezes over on Universal Record's brand new subsidiary, 'Corporate Slut'. So wear a sweater, bitches.

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Music:

Member Since: 6/22/2005
Band Website: JsBasement.com
Band Members: Martyn Skrzypczyk Lead Guitar and Vocals, Danny Marcus Vocals, Andrew Knebel Rhythm Guitar, Chris Stevens Bass, Adam King Drums
Influences: Whiskey, rock and roll, sex and drugs.
Sounds Like: Hard Rock that will make you Rock Hard.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Music Available on iTunes

Hey everyone, just so you know, you can now pick up our second CD from the iTunes music store.So go point, click, and ROCK.Cheers,JB
Posted by J's Basement on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:44:00 PST

LIVE @ the HORSESHOE

Hey there!We are hitting the stage at the HORSESHOE TAVERN on OCT 19th @ 9:30.And we're going to hit it hard. How hard you ask? SO hard that if you had to chose between a ROCK and a HARD place you w...
Posted by J's Basement on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:49:00 PST

Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough

Yeah, get up, and you don't stop...With our CD release party 2 days away it is time to take a second and look back on the path that has led us here. It is also time to start drinking. Because if I k...
Posted by J's Basement on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:42:00 PST

A Rock n Roll Bash Where Everyone's Smashed

OH YEAH...THE REVERB...THE REV O RAMA...It's getting close...almost two weeks away...and have we got something for you my pretties.The set will be tight, I can promise you that. New J's Basement gear...
Posted by J's Basement on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 07:38:00 PST

Nothing to do with Anything...

Saw a crazy documentary last night, and decided to use this Blog as a political forum... (sorry, but there's got to be some conspiracy theory freaks out there that Rock out) Go out, right now and see,...
Posted by J's Basement on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:09:00 PST

October = dom-in-a-tion

We are taking to the legendary stage of the Horseshoe Tavern again, on an EDGE 102 Nu Music Night no less. That checkboard floor is going to be packed with hot ladies, and drunk playas. You know whi...
Posted by J's Basement on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 11:35:00 PST

Sept 28th

Hey kids...if you're checking our site every day you've noticed a hodge podge of blogs going up and then disappearing...we've been making sure everything is perfect for all our beautiful fans.Let it b...
Posted by J's Basement on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 11:26:00 PST

Thursday's Show

Well, well, well...the whole band would like to say thanks to everyone who came and rocked the hell out for our show last thursday at the Horseshoe. Seriously, you did a great job...and if you missed...
Posted by J's Basement on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 08:18:00 PST

the BIG news...

Hey kids...I know you've been waiting, some patiently, some not so much.  But just like on the good ol' family car trips when, "are we there yet? are we there yet?" eventually yeilds the wra...
Posted by J's Basement on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 11:37:00 PST