Monkeyballz

I'm an english gentlemen living the life as an american dude in viva Las Vegas where i have the sun (ridiculously hot!), sand (desert not the beach!) and sea (erm?...my swimming pool!!). Well i work for a low profile circus company called 'Cirque du Soleil' which not many people in Las Vegas or even the rest of the world know about?!?! Jus kiddin! But anyway i basically act like a monkey tossing my body around in mid-air and swinging on pole like jungle tree branches jumping off from one to the other at great height whilst eating my banana, grabbing my monkeyballs and throwing poop down at the pleasing crowd approximately 70ft below me!!! Ok so i don't exactly do that, well, the grabbing balls & poop thing but the swinging pole acrobat tricks......yep thats for real!! Anyway thats the business side of my life out the way and so i move onto the pleasure where i like to get my regular health, beauty and body treatment at the 'Happy Ending' massage parlour!........And yes, they do luv you long time!! ;) So that pretty much sums me up, i'm generally a laid back guy who thinks he is funny but really most people laugh at me than with me??!....Consider me as the asian version of James Bond and Austin Powers!! "Yeah baby! I'll have a chicken chow-mein on the rocks.........shaken, not stir fried!! Groovy baby yeah!!!". I get my Free MySpace Layouts at MySpaceStop.com