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Sharlene

I am not just a jerkface, but a MEGA jerkface.

About Me

I turn off my sound when I look at Myspace profiles and keep my stereo on.I have a pet fish and a pet snail.I ride bikes - a lot. I also think bikes are really sexy and would probably sooner check your bike out then you. I might even like your bike better than you.I fly kites. I also try to make them.I am a graphic designer working to make the world a better place visually.

My Interests

Wikipedia, Keirin, Bicycles, Doom, Math, Science, Hiccups, Mentos & Diet Coke Bombs, Knives

I'd like to meet:

Onlookers and gawkers of terrible car accidents.

Big ole' goth kids who think Bauhaus is the shit on the serious level.


People who message me about why they want to friend me or how they know me, because that's polite.

Movies:

Dumbo, Gattaca, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Kill Bills, Battle Royale, Blackmail is My Life, Ichi Killer, Finding Nemo, Ice Age, Bambi

Television:

Mythbusters, Good Eats, The OC

Books:

Textbooks, instruction manuals, technical information, religious pamphlets, bibles, Qu'rans, Torahs, etiquette guides, cookbooks, dictionaries, and other people's journals.

Heroes:

I saw a movie about a one-legged bike messenger once.

My Blog

To Save

"To plunder, to slaughter, to steal, these things they misname empire; and where they make a desert, they call it peace." Tacitus to the Romans It is increasingly hard for me to believe that anybody ...
Posted by Sharlene on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 05:51:00 PST

Story Of A Fat Kid

At work, someone was unfortunate enough to be given a box of Godiva chocolates in front of me. This was also my boss. I really like Godiva chocolates on account of the shiny box and the weird shapes t...
Posted by Sharlene on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 08:11:00 PST

Collecting The OC

Unfortunate but true. I like the OC and they're my top 8 because clearly, I'm just that awesome.
Posted by Sharlene on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 02:31:00 PST

Columbus, OH

As it would turn out, I am back from Ohio with beer and dirty clothes. The trip has left me with a taste for nachos, Firebird Trans-Ams, cats who nest in your hair, and a smoke-free city in spite o...
Posted by Sharlene on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 10:01:00 PST

you're no george clooney

i wouldn't mind hanging myself with your fingertips you know the move arterial pressure points and forgiveness
Posted by Sharlene on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 08:02:00 PST

open letter to myspace bands.

dear "insert your shitty band's name", if your band and music didn't suck, not only would you probably be at least signed to some random and obscure indepedent label for whatever genre you've chose...
Posted by Sharlene on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:02:00 PST