Sipping Vodka |
SIPPING VODKAIt's funnyA new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak, After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting ne...
Posted by Big Daddy on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:25:00 PST |
Cali vs. Washington |
My friend Heather posted this the other day I laughed my ass off. Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Washington came back and put them on their asses at the bott...
Posted by Big Daddy on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:24:00 PST |
Molly |
A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergea...
Posted by Big Daddy on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:13:00 PST |
ALCOHOL |
Dear Alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even aroun...
Posted by Big Daddy on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:09:00 PST |
MYSPACE |
I had a girl who told me about this whole myspace thing. Though I loved her dearly she managed to chase all of my good friends away with petty jelousy. She was boring-our relationship was boring-she i...
Posted by Big Daddy on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 12:42:00 PST |
WHAT MEN THINK |
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN
"I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety...
Posted by Big Daddy on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:47:00 PST |
OMG FUNNY SHIT |
AUSTIN POWERS PICK-UP LINES
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of these wet clothes.3. Nice legs...what time do they...
Posted by Big Daddy on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:21:00 PST |
Drunk dialing at its best |
The Rules of Drunk Dialing1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen....
Posted by Big Daddy on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 03:56:00 PST |
The difference between guys and girls.. |
Simple huh?
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her, Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Cuddle with her, Shop with her, Give her ...
Posted by Big Daddy on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 03:55:00 PST |
Guyz are much more straight forward. At least from a guyz perspective. |
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:1. Yes = No2. No = Yes3. Maybe = No4. We need = I want..5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry6. We need to talk = You're in trouble7. Sure, go ahead = You better not8. Do what you wan...
Posted by Big Daddy on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:32:00 PST |
