I'm a work of art. God left some extra clay right around my mid-section, I guess just in the case that I ever run out, I'd know where to find it. I'm a multi-tasker. I like to wash my face, brush my teeth and urinate all at the same time, and I do it well. I'm pretty eco-friendly, I try not to hit anything bigger than a cat with my vehicle, and I try not to litter if there's a trash recepticle in the vicinity. I'm pretty down to earth, I like hanging out with friends and being friendly, things of that sort. Overall, I have a good time. I can be really nice when you get to know me, although some people get offended by my sarcasm. Which is apparantly pretty offensive or something..THAT'S funny, I guess that social norm just slipped right by me. I had good intentions, though.
Don't take it personally. Most times it means I like you.I trust easily, I'm an avid listener, and I think out loud about really obscene things. I'll probably piss in your house plants. I have really crooked teeth, My parents didn't believe in dentistry. It makes for an awkward smile. But if you don't care, I don't care. I grew up in the Bronx, so I'm down for a rumble, ANY TIME, ANY PLACE. If you take anything away from this splurge of random bullshit, let it be that no matter how pissed off I look, I'm not. I can't make my face look happy, it just does'nt happen. If my face was made of play-doh, I would surely oblige you all in looking somewhat approachable. Do not worry about whether I'm pissed off or not, I will surely let you know before you even inquire. I do stupid things all the fucking time, like leave my car lights on and drain the battery, or try to turn on my car while it's in drive. I'm constantly being too lazy to think ahead, so I run my car on empty every other fucking day. So don't leave me to watch your kids, you might find one upside down in a bucket of water. I'm not what I seem, I guess. It runs in the family. People would agree I look as if every other word would be accompainied by a hair twirl, and indecision. Then I swear at them,and they get the "bitch" impression I give off...But I'll be cool when I'm 80. Get to know me.
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