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Jared

<bSubway, Eat FUCKING Fresh!</b

About Me

Hey, I'm Jared. You might know me from Oprah, Subway Commercials, or Subway I do buy a foot long sub every day.
My weight back in 1998: 425
My weight in 2005: 190
THATS A TOTAL OF 235 POUNDS! I struggled throughout my college career as a fat man, I finally found a solution for my obesity, subway sandwiches. It was my only resort, I tried everything, south beach diet, atkins, weight watchers, jenny craig, lucille roberts, gastric bypass surgery, tummy tucks, fat camp, but nothing seemed to work. But subway sandwiches changed my life, and the $6,340 that came out of my pocket annually was worth it. Thanks to subway, I am a thin man. Now, I have a beautiful wife named Elizabeth. I can't picture life without her! We are trying REALLY hard to have a baby, but it's tough.
I figured if anyone deserved a child it would be me! I mean, I did lose 235 pounds thats about 33.57142857 babies! WOW! Alright well, get to know me a little better.
Sorry, but I am not interested in the following:
- Sexual Relationships
- Subway Haters
- Soccer Players
- Fat people
- Children under the age of 10.
HOPE YOU ENJOYED!
AIM - BIG JAY MAN 190

My Interests

♥ EATING ♥ SUBWAY ♥

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's willing to let me eat them on a hogie roll with a slab of mayo.

Music:

The Game♥
50 Cent♥
G-Unit♥
Diana Ross♥

Movies:

Cannibal♥
Silence of the Lambs♥

Television:

Basically, Subway Commercials♥
Anything else!♥

Books:

Anything. I read a book a week.♥

Heroes:

Whoever invented:
- Hogie Rolls
- Mayonaise
- Extra Large Clothing for Fat people, It really helped me out. I needed clothing so people didn't mistake me for a beached whale!.