"...Yea, verily there shall cometh a band. Not a band in threes and fours and fives, with many stringed, high-pitch-ed weedlings. Nay, this band shall beith but two. They shall come bearing the powers of the gods of Rockage; the rig of the Gods +5, the sweatbands of infinite Rockage +3. Their instruments shall be the bass, and the drum, and they shall rock upon these instruments with infinite fury and passion. Their music shall have no words, yet - forsooth - it shall resound in the hearts and minds of those who hear with a clarity likened unto something exceedingly clear... and rocking."These two champions of rock shall draw together the lost fragments of the Tartaron, uniting the scattered artifacts of Egaroth, and shall rebuild the lost city of Felbazel. Verily, these mighty heroes shall travel the land, seekething and rockething for the good of every being. Their bass frequencies and deafening China-crashings shall be the vanguard for an era of peace and rocking, ne'er afore seen in this world.We shall know them by their name. For they shall be called: Mechanism For the Warmething and Crisp-ething of Bread."They shall come during the dark times; a time when music is seen not as the vehicle for rockage and infinite love, but as slave, to be bought and sold and used. The honest might of They Who Shall Rock will purge the land of those who rock falsely, and restore honor and rockage to our most hallowed Music." - The Books of Rockage. Ch. 25, v.1-28
