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Hemloc

We're pilots watching stars....

About Me

No comment. I will deny everything and admit nothing. In fact, YOU did it! Yeah, that's the ticket! Alright, alright.... I'm a closet Disney fan. From everything to classic Disney Movies to the Theme Parks. I want to be a little kid again. I want to believe in those fairy tales and storybook endings. I dream of far off places and adventures. I am inspired by archaeological sites and mysteries. I want to travel to places like Morrocco, Gibraltar, Goa, Tokyo, the South Pacific. I want to dance the night away with that one special jewel of a dame on a secluded beach, on an undiscovered island, to the sounds of far off tiki drums, under the watchful eyes of a moonlit volcano. I feel most comfortable in the dark. I like to wander aimlessly in the rain. I like to look for secret passages in old buildings adorned with ominous looking pipes and mysterious gauges. Contrary to popular belief, I do have a sense of humor, albeit dark and extremely goofy on occasion. I have been known to use my facial muscles to crack a smile on rare occasions. I'm hardly goth, if you were wondering. I am eclectic, however. And in other news, I dabble in creating music now and then. You can find me on Myspace Music as Agency of Spirits(Click me!) ....
And if you are daring, adventurous, and aren't worried about headhunters, you can always accompany me to the.....
Or...
Kungaloosh!!

My Interests

MUSIC!! MUSIC!! MUSIC!! Lounge Culture, Witch Doctors, Voodoo, The Mai-Kai, Tiki Bars, Belly Dancers, Disney stuff, Boiler Rooms, Classic Theatre, Art museums, The House on the Rock, Museum of Science and Industry, Mutter Museum, National Geographic, Gothic architecture, The Haunted Mansion, Pirates, Monkeys, Cirque du Soleil, Happy Tree Friends, Goldshlager, Rumpleminze, Jaeger, Irish Pubs, German Bars, Cheese(It's a Wisconsin thing!), running, more music, XBOX360, Recording and Engineering Music, Digidesign Pro Tools HD, REAKTOR, Macs, Photoshop CS, SCUBA diving, Vivienne Leigh, H.R. Giger, Clive Barker, Vintage/retro 40's pin-up art, All things dark and Victorian, Steampunk, medicine shows, freak shows, medical oddities....

I'd like to meet:



Someone special who I can make happy and will make me happy. Is that too much to ask for? These days, it seems so. Someone who will steal my breath when they walk in the room. Someone who will make my heart feel like it's in a vice when they're not around because I long to be with them. Someone to run off to far away ports of call with, at a whim. Someone who appreciates time together. Someone who isn't superficial, won't play games(And I can't emphasize that enough!!!!), and knows where they want to go in life. Someone who is independent, and proud of who they are. Someone who loves animals. And, most of all, someone who is real, true of heart and kind.

Oh, and I'd also like to meet people who are interested in collaborating on musical projects, need remixes done, or even who might need recording/engineering work done or just artsy, creative types!

Music:

Garbage, Simple Minds, Queen, Conjure One, Delerium, Balligomingo, Sarah McLachlan, Poe, Harland, Sarah Brightman, Lunik, Reverend Horton Heat, Chris Isaak, Squirrel Nut Zippers, The Cramps, Paul Oakenfold, RITM, Esquivel, Martin Denny, The Carpenters, Harry Connick Jr., Violet Indiana, Goldfrapp, Supreme Beings of Leisure, The Corrs, Depeche Mode, Skinny Puppy, Kylie Minogue, Dee-Lite, Army of Lovers, Madison Avenue, Duran frikkin Duran, Madonna, Prince, Berlin, Tears for Fears, VAST, Front Line Assembly, Bel Canto, Curve, Texas, Collide, Enigma, Deep Forest, Ofra Haza, Single Gun Theory, Meg Lee Chin, IIO, Information Society, Thompson Twins, KMFDM, Killing Joke, Meat Beat Manifesto, Front 242, Nick Cave, Danielle Dax, Dead Can Dance, Johnny Cash, Seal, Ministry, Sneaker Pimps, Portishead, Praga Khan, Recoil, Golden Palominos, Diamanda Galas, Metric, Mono, Morcheeba, Aqua, Fluke, Cibo Matto, Pizzicato Five, Beck, 808 State, Rob Zombie, Kraftwerk, Morrissey, Siouxsie, Psychedelic Furs, New Order, Pet Shop Boys, Camouflage, OMD, Tenacious D, The Lackloves, The Doors, "New Beat" music from 90's Belgium, Exotica/Lounge Music(Think old 60's spy movies and tiki bars!), Big Band Swing, baby(Why don’t they hold the big dances at the airfield bomber hangers anymore?), and of course.... SHOWTUNES.... etc., etc.

Movies:

City of Lost Children, Gone With the Wind, Moulin Rouge, Watership Down, Fifth Element, The Perils of Gwendoline, The Corpse Bride, Gladiator, Indiana Jones Vs. Whoever, Saving Silverman, Barbarella, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Blade Runner(Duh!), Young Frankenstein, Alien, Donnie Darko, Anything by the Brothers Quay, The 'Guinea Pig' series, Resident Evil, Evil Dead Series(Actually, anything with Bruce Campbell in it!), Bad Taste, Hellraiser, In the Company of Wolves, Kissed, Begotten, Down With Love, Gia, Dark Crystal, James and The Giant Peach, Showgirls, Caligula, Realm of the Senses, Kwaidan, Blind Beast, Junk, Crash, Run Lola Run, Star Wars 1-Whatever, Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Haxan, Metropolis, Old German Expressionist films in general, Dune, The House of Yes, Dark City, Candyman, Nightbreed, Jawbreaker, Heathers, Doom Generation, Fight Club, 12 Monkeys, Time Bandits, Brazil, Beetlejuice, Better Off Dead, Andy Warhol's Frankenstein and Dracula, Any Jan Svankmajer film(Little Otik and Alice are my faves), Any Ed Wood flick(Sleaze, please!), All that other Tim Burton stuff, Monty Python IS the holy grail, 70's Eurotrashhorror stuff(Awww, yeah baby!!), Pretty much anything weird, off kilter, or bizarre:)!!

Television:

Dead Like Me, Scrubs, The Sarah Silverman Program, Firefly, Doctor Who(Always and forever!), Band of Brothers, The Venture Brothers, Invader Zim, Project Runway, The Young Ones, Lonely Planet/Globe Trekker, Pinky and the Brain, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, SEALAB2021, Witch Hunter Robin, Brak, Harvey Birdman, SGC2C, Futurama, Family Guy(Alright, screw it, all of ADULT SWIM!), Drew Carey, Carnivale, Millenium, La Femme Nikita, MI-5, Farscape, Kung Faux, Jack of All Trades, Brisco County Jr., The Shield, 24, Crank Yankers, JAG, 90210, The Simpsons, The State, Chobits, Nip/Tuck, Beavis & Butthead, Aeon Flux, The Maxx, Trigger Happy TV, South Park, Insomniac, Chapelle's Show, Reno 911, etc.

Books:

Geesh, who has time to read when I watch all that TV??? Then again, I'm partial to Clive Barker, Poe, Jules Verne and Lovecraft! And I did like Heart of Darkness..... I'm now addicted to Splatterpunks(Albeit, a little late!)!! But my ultimate, most favoritest work of all is Molvania: A Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry!

Heroes:



My Blog

Hemloc and the Quest for Adventure!!!

Well, I finally decided that it's time for a much needed adventurous overseas vacation...  Well, by next spring, at any rate!  I just found out that I am eligible for a 50% discount through ...
Posted by Hemloc on Fri, 11 May 2007 02:24:00 PST

Good riddance 2006.... buh bye!

Another bad year down the drain...  A year that I definitely need to forget.  Ya know...  I just wrote this really long, emo-ish blog about how much 2006 sucked, but I think I'll just t...
Posted by Hemloc on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 10:02:00 PST

Ignore it, and hopefully it will go away!

I am trying this with Christmas....  I wonder if it will work??  And for the record, no...  I decided not to put up my tree!!  Too many ghosts in the tinsel....
Posted by Hemloc on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 07:27:00 PST

I finally put up a new Agency of Spirits track..

Yup, you heard me right. Finally, a new song to tide you over for a bit from Agency of Spirits(Click me!) to tide you over for a while. I put up a rough mix(EDIT: Final version is now up) of a track...
Posted by Hemloc on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 07:12:00 PST

Bambi and Thumper =)!!

See?? They ARE real =)!!!...
Posted by Hemloc on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 07:46:00 PST

CURSE YOU ILOK.COM!! DRAT!!

Oh my frikkin god, AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!  St00pid websites!!!  All I wanna do is download my license for my Pro Tools 7.3 upgrade, yet you are so bogged down that I have spent the pa...
Posted by Hemloc on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:44:00 PST

A sort of steampunk renaissance period for me.....

After a long, unintentional hiatus, music is starting to flow in my head again!!! I dunno, maybe it's the bouts of no sleep mixed with Nyquil that have got me having very bizarre, but inspiring lucid ...
Posted by Hemloc on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:32:00 PST

Hahahaha.... I am scratchin my head on this one!

I knew I was middle of the road, but this is pretty odd!! You scored as Anarchism. Anarchism83%Republican75%Democrat67%Communism33%Green25%Soci alist25%Nazi8%Fascism8%What Political Party Do Your Belie...
Posted by Hemloc on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:23:00 PST

South Florida Zombie Walk 2006

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Posted by Hemloc on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:26:00 PST

Symphonic Orchestra owns me.....

Well, I gotta install this new music program that is on 36 DVD's!!!!See ya next year, folks!!******HAHA!!  Well.... $2700.00, 36 DVD's, 2 volumes of the Gladiator soundtrack, the Black Hawk Down ...
Posted by Hemloc on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 09:18:00 PST