being clever, rocking out, working the bar scene, staying up late and falling asleep on the floor, lip balm, Sweden, Porsches, pinball, tech stuff, Stella Artois, my kitty, TiVo, slashdot, mint dental floss, audio gear, Guitar Hero, mustaches
Bill Clinton. Paul McCartney. Harry Houdini. Kari Byron from Mythbusters.
[short answer]
Rock 'n roll, dude!.
[longer answer]
Butch Walker, Kent, The Clash, Led Zeppelin, Guns 'n Roses, The Beatles, Nada Surf, Queen, Jim Croce, Michael Jackson (when he was black), Alkaline Trio, David Bowie, Elton John (11-17-70 era), Ozzy Osbourne (Randy Rhoads era), Ben Folds Five, Fountains of Wayne, The Police, Motley Crue, Billionaire Boys Club, and a few thousand more that I'm not going to list here.
[clever answer]
Radio presets in my car: 89.5, 93.9, 104.3, 105.5, 106.3, 1600AM.
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BAND OF THIEVES
The Fifth Element, Casablanca, So I Married An Axe Murderer, 12 Angry Men, Being John Malkovich, Almost Famous, Amadeus, Miracle, Rushmore, The Sandlot, Seabiscuit, Shaun Of The Dead (and just about any other zombie flick), The Big Lebowski.
I also tend to like documentaries, whether it's band biopics like Some Kind Of Monster or Dig!, or the sci-fi/nature stuff that's usually playing at the local IMAX.
Venture Brothers, Prison Break, Lost, The Office, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
I don't have the patience for reading books all that often, but I did recently finish The Godfather and was pretty stoked about that. I also love band biographies like Stairway To Heaven (Led Zeppelin, duh), The Dirt (Motley Crue) and Long Hard Road Out Of Hell (Marilyn Manson.)
If I read anything offline these days, it's usually just music mags for five minutes at a time. More often I give myself a headache scrolling through pages and pages of text at these fine sites:
not proud / lowbrow / slashdot / The Onion / The Best Page In The Universe / Penny Arcade / DVDFile / Metacritic / All Music Guide / IMDB / Salon