"SDS"

So I was walking along and I saw your mom She got on her knees and she begged for some cum She started acting like a little slut So I flipped her around and fucked her in the butt We went to her crib Looking for a bib To clean the cum off her little ribs ribs She pulled up in her car Took us to a bar Bought some drinks And gave me some winks Brought us to the back There’s one thing she don’t lack And that’s a nice rack Took off her bra And what we saw Shocked us all She had three nipples nipples nipples I slapped her in the face She ain’t ever gonna get to home base No matter how much she gets paid She ain’t ever gonna get laid I turned around to walk away She grabbed me by the leg and told me to stay Little did she know I was a cripple I fell on my back and grabbed her nipple I twisted it real hard and made it purple Then someone yelled out “you gave her a nurple” I pulled down my pants and whipped out my dong She grabbed my slong And told me it was long I told her I was gay Just to get away All I had to do was take a piss She spread my ass cheeks and gave it a kiss It felt real good it felt real great So I turned around to masturbate She told me I was fury as a moose So I gave her two serving of my man juice I was so tempted to stick it in her mouth But I skipped that step and went down south I sampled her fudge it tasted real good So I plowed her ass with my wood It could barely fit it was so tight I couldn’t go back-n-forth without a fight My dick was getting real brown Time for a wash down This ho’s real cheap So I went in deep I left it in there to give it a good restin’ From the burning acid I knew I as in her intestine She began to nag Which followed by a gag I looked around for a cup Because she started to throw-up I thought about pulling it out When all of a sudden she started to pout Her uvula felt like wiggling bait When she began to suffocate She started to bloat With my cock down her throat And by the look in her eyes I knew she wasn’t alive I picked her up she was as heavy as a rock It must be because of all the cum from my cock I pulled her by the clit into a dumpster She fell on some cheese…I think it was munster I had the runs so I plopped some in her throat But she didn’t gurgle it like a goat So with my tongue I pushed in the poo That crazy foo didn’t come too It was time to go so I walked away Damn, why does this happen to me every day? ************************************************************ ***************** Rapped over Cypress Hill (The Insrtumental Album) - Illusions ............................................................ ............................................................ ............... Text copyright 2006 by Sam Baron. All rights reserved. This song, or parts thereof, may not be reproduced in any form without permission in writing from Sam Baron.