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Steven Gaspard

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About Me


I like this... they give you a text field that says "About Me" and you need to come up with something witty and creative that distinguishes yourself and your character... how about some catch phrases?"Sex, Drugs, and Rock n' Roll" - I like the last one, don't do the middle one, and definietly like but don't do the first one nearly enough!"United We Stand, Divided We Fall" - Thats why I got my brothers, The Horseman, to back one another up..."Shock and Awe" - yeah, um, thats what she said"Its all about the Game and how you play it!" - Don't hate the player, just make sure you respect The Game.OK, I guess I should say some things related to my life now: I spend most of my life sleeping, eating, schooling, lifting, and avoiding Olive Garden. (Notice the social life isn't really in the cards?) I have made some lifelong friends during both my high school and college years and those bonds mean alot. And I am very proud of the italian side of my heritage, and that being said, my family is my world... forgedaboudit!

My Interests

Wrestling, Rock Music, Miami Dolphins, Body Building (even though I can't get anywhere with it!!), UK Basketball, Sex in uncomfortable places (thats just there to see if youre still paying attention) like in the back of a VW, comic books, Technology, Telecommunications, Books, Literature, UFC, World's Strongest Man, Fishing, Camping, Boating, Rock Climbing, Beer Pong.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can drink more beer than my buddy Paul........................................................ ..........................................................I believe there is a God, and he is good... because of the video below...

Music:

Rock, Punk. In particular Green Day, Nickelback, Offspring, Our Lady Peace, Seether, etc. etc. etc. Jessica Simpson is good too if she doesnt sing...

Movies:

Tombstone (You are not a man if this isn't on your list), Any Ganster Movie, SNL movies (early cast... new cast sucks) And I'm a sucker for alot of sexually tense teen flicks like Disturbing Behavior, Cruel Intentions, etc. And of course MALLRATS!

Television:

WWE (Who didnt see that one coming) Buffy (yes I watch it, now kiss my ass), Nip/Tuck, Comic Cartoons, and some Sports Center/ESPN in between

Books:

1984, Animal Farm, Farenheit 451, Anything Poe, The Stranger, Don Quixote, The Three Musketeers, Franklin's Auto, Anne Frank's Diary, Lord of The Flies, Hiroshima, The Outsiders, Brave New World, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, The Call of the Wild, Huck Finn, Tom Sawyer, Melville Stories, Emerson's Essays, All Quiet on the Western Front, Of Mice and Men, Tolkien's Books, Slaughter-Housefive, and anything anti-Virginia Woolfe

Heroes:

Spiderman, HHH, Einstein, O'Reilly, the Fonz, Lincoln, Franklin, ML King, and anybody who comes from nothing and works hard to improve their lives, or anyone who likes to F*** the system and gets away with it.
Your Love Style is Eros
For you, love is all about the passion!
And chances are, you're currently in love.
You have a strong physical response to love...
And you are great at committing
(As long as the person makes your toes curl!) What's Your Love Style?
You Are 50% Normal
While some of your behavior is quite normal...
Other things you do are downright strange
You've got a little of your freak going on
But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself How Normal Are You?Your results:
You are Superman Superman 70% Spider-Man 70% Batman 60% Robin 59% Hulk 55% Green Lantern 50% Iron Man 50% The Flash 45% Catwoman 40% Supergirl 37% Wonder Woman 37% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
Your Aura is Blue
Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.
You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships.
The purpose of your life: showing love to other people
Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah
Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?
Steven Vincent Gaspard's Aliases
Your movie star name: Power Bar ?
Your fashion designer name is Steven London
Your socialite name is Blue Boy Lexington
Your fly girl / guy name is S Gas
Your detective name is Elephant Boone
Your barfly name is Protein Shake White Russian
Your soap opera name is Vincent Canterbury
Your rock star name is Reeces Cheetah
Your Star Wars name is Stehec Gasand
Your punk rock band name is The Passive Fish Tank The Amazing Meganame Generator
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