Garth the MAGNIFICENT! [Road Warriors]

About me? What? You wanna know about little old me?
I'm 21 years old and I like Science, Sim City and old roadmaps. But I also like new roadmaps too. When I sleep I see detailed street maps of directions to the destinations I will be travelling to the next day, so I never get lost. I play guitar in a band, Switchblade 327(http://www.myspace.com/switchblade327band) and work at a call center doing surveys over the phone....(it sucks, but it pays better and has better hours than my last job.......7-Eleven graveyard shift)
I'm a Junior at Fresno State right now, majoring in Political Science.
Born in 1987 in Fresno, California. Raised in both Madera Ranchoes and various parts of Fresno...and unlike most people I have enountered in this city, I've actually lived in the Central Valley my entire life. In order to reverse the effects of years of de facto second hand smoke of living in this pollution basin we call home, I have found the miracle cure I call "Central Valley Air Neutraliser" its an 8oz. cup of super concentrated lime juice. Drink this and you will have a clear throat all day, although it will kick your ass harder than a shot of white lightning laced with habeneros...except sour....I haven't been sick for more than a few hours in many months.....its all that vitamin C. Plus, it helps me fix my cracked singing voice as well.
I've had my myspace since like 6 months after myspace started. (before the Penis Pills, Chat Room Advertisements and all the other lame shit) So not many people got shit on me when it comes to myspace cred....biznitch. (Like Myspace Cred really matters......lame) So that's the reason I can have a myspace and still be cool. Yeah. I said it.
But really, I'm a totall nerd. I go to the library at least once a week to get books to read. (WHAT!?) I actually understand Quantum Physics and the Theory of Relativity....for some reason. So I'm not just a crappy rock n roll guitar player?
Some lame old survey I did a long time ago
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Garth the Magnificent
Birthday: April 15th, 1987
Birthplace: My mom's tummy.
Current Location: Fresno, CA
Eye Color: i don't know, i can't see my eyes right now.
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5' 8" or 5' 7" depending on the weather, maybe 5' 9" with big boots?
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: "European American" hahaha. and 1/4 Jewish.
The Shoes You Wore Today: shit kickers, Cowboy Boots.
Your Weakness: reducing my G-wad by too many bills.
Your Fears: reducing my G-wad.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: go to college, play shows out of town.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Go to this show (insert venue and date)
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn. why did i wake up?
Your Best Physical Feature: my hair?
Your Bedtime: whenever i fall asleep.
Your Most Missed Memory: I forgot it. I miss that memory, I wonder if I had pie?
Pepsi or Coke: RC Cola.
MacDonalds or Burger King: In-n-Out Burger
Single or Group Dates: Single dates.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee...black.
Do you Smoke: Not anymore.
Do you Swear: Not in front of my mother.
Do you Sing: About half of the songs in my band.
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah, pretty much.
Have you Been in Love: Still in it.
Do you want to go to College: I am going to Fresno State next semester.
Do you want to get Married: one of these days.
Do you belive in yourself: no. I don't believe in myself. I don't exist. I'm like Santa Claus.
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when in motion.
Do you think you are Attractive: Attractively Replusive.
Are you a Health Freak: Yes and no.
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time.
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES!
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, Bass, some Piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes...sadly. Only once though.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Depends on what you classify as a date.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a whole box.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah. 3 times. Once with Rockers CC, twice with Switchblade 327
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A pencil from one of my teachers.
Ever been Drunk: Sadly, yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes.
Ever been Beaten up: By hardcore dancers while trying to start a circle pit at the Death by Stereo show.
Ever Shoplifted: No, shops are too heavy for me to lift.
How do you want to Die: Like Dimebag. Except when I'm like 113.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up. And I'm still unsure. Musician or Politician or Astrophysicist.
What country would you most like to Visit: QUEBEC! (maybe Antarctica too)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: deep brown.
Favourite Hair Color: unconventional.
Short or Long Hair: medium.
Height: short.
Weight: not too fat not too skinny.
Best Clothing Style: like me, I look cool.
Number of Drugs I have taken: a few
Number of CDs I own: a shit load
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a shit load
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