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Danielle

You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut.

About Me

Also, I've been given permission to bang Jason Bateman, when the opportunity arises. I gave myself that permission, so I know it's all good.

My Interests

bacon, drawing, menorahs, bubble tea, cheap top shelf alcohol, Stephen Colbert, Zach Braff's nose, thrift stores, writing things that I have only a slim chance of remembering to finish, eye strain, tendonitis, birthmarks, peanut butter.

I'd like to meet:

You've got pant full of bone right now.

Music:

Sam Cooke, Talib Kweli, M.I.A., The Roots, The Postal Service, Interpol, Beastie Boys, the eels, Radiohead, The Clash, Mos Def, Death Cab for Cutie, Modest Mouse, The Decemberists, New Pornographers, Fiona Apple, Tom Petty, A Tribe Called Quest, Handsome Boy Modelling School, The National

Movies:

Lost in Translation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Wet Hot American Summer, Shaun of the Dead, The Fisher King, Waiting for Guffman, Pan's Labyrinth, Children of Men, No Country for Old Men, Wristcutters

Television:

Strangers With Candy, Arrested Development, Lost, ANTM, The Office, 30 Rock

Books:

A Clockwork Orange, The Virgin Suicides, Catcher in the Rye, The Girl in the Flammable Skirt, Shopgirl, Perfume, Middlesex, Norwegian Wood, Scott Pilgrim

Heroes:

Amy Sedaris and Bill Murray

My Blog

I don’t feel good.

I'm lacking something, and I'm not sure what. My doctor says B vitamins and iron, but it's probably something else in addition to those things that I need.Boyfriends are on the other side of the Atlan...
Posted by Danielle on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:17:00 PST

Patrick Stewart reminds us all why he’s awesome.

Also Ricky Gervais. ...
Posted by Danielle on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:29:00 PST

This is another to do list with an awesome video.

1. Find, buy red Sauconys2. Find, buy some method of organization for my PS2 games3. New eyeshadow. Color undetermined4. Gym5. Video games, bar6. Clean room7. Stop eating stupid refined sugar, dummy8....
Posted by Danielle on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:57:00 PST

This is a To Do List.

First and foremost, I should probably get off the computer in the basement at work and go upstairs. But that'll be taken care of later.1. Hang curtains in my bedroom.2. Re-hang curtains in my kitchen,...
Posted by Danielle on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 02:57:00 PST

Rearranged.

    I rearranged my room. My room is now the bomb. Almost, anyway.
Posted by Danielle on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:45:00 PST

I am

Simultaneously featured in FOUR of the default pics of people in my top.... whatever number I have. That's proof of either my excellence, or destiny to take over your world.And now, a sketch from Tim ...
Posted by Danielle on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:06:00 PST

Some of the fake trailers that ran with 'Grindhouse'

  Danny Trejo + Cheech = WIN .....BUUUUUT this one has Will Arnett doing the voice over with 'Shaun of the Dead's Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, so.... I dunno, maybe this = WIN as ...
Posted by Danielle on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:46:00 PST

Guys.

Guys.Hey guys, what's going on! Tell me! Take a few minutes out... share with me your hopes, your feelings! What are the feelings you've been feeling? Have a flower....
Posted by Danielle on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:09:00 PST

Bill Murray is a hot old man.

Yeah, and maybe a lot of us thought we had a chance when he kissed a then-underaged Scarlett Johanssen in 'Lost in Translation'. The rest of us were bored, and possibly wondering why 'Lost in Translat...
Posted by Danielle on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 09:29:00 PST

Not that I'm trying to be, but---

Moving is making me crazy.Seriously! omg y'all.
Posted by Danielle on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 11:38:00 PST