Chico - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hey, what's up everybody? My name is Chico. I'm a jack russell terrier mix..what im mixed with i may never know..my mother is a bitch so i guess that makes me a son of a bitch..and my father well..that bastard left before i was born...I hope he either gets hit by a car or catches a case of the clap. I live with a pretty nice family - but they keep me in a damn cage half the time and all they feed me are milkbones and ice cubes. Now, I like milkbones as much as the next dog. But I go along with the whole ice thing. Man, honestly, what's up with the ice?

My Interests

I like to lick my nuts alot. Passes the time, you know. Humping legs is fun. Running around in circles like a jackass. There's not much to do at this damn house man. Anything except eat ice cubes and sit in a small ass cage man. Jumping on and off couches. Getting rubbed by old women. Watching Nick at Night - Will Smith and Bob Saget are my favorite.

I'd like to meet:

Any girls that are looking for a good time. Bring on the bitches man. That's what it's all about. Hey man, I'm white-but dont let that stop u..chocolate labs..st bernards..german sheperds..asian girls..whatever, u know

Music:

Here's what's up man. I'll listen to anything that gets your tail moving. Christina Aguilera, Cher, Aaron Carter (what a beautiful girl), Shakira, Streisand is a god

Movies:

I'm a big fan of anything with animals. Homeward Bound - Crossroads (Britney was great, what a bitch) - Snow Dogs - Cujo, what a performance by Rosanne - Lassie's movies - Benji's movies, Million Dollar Baby (that horse playing the boxer was amazing), Moby Dick (featuring the great Oprah Winfrey), whatever else

Heroes:

Benji. Lassie. Christina Aguilera. Air Bud. Toto. Marmaduke. Whoopie Goldberg's hair. Triumph the insult comic dog. Cujo. Will Smith. Comet and Bob Saget.