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About Me

I'm a pretty laid back kinda guy for the most part, but I have been know to be rather wrathful when provoked. I'm just here to meet my creations on a more personal level. I hate to break it to you, but that whole prayer thing doesn't work. Especially if you don't pray out loud. What, am I supposed to be able to read minds? Come on..

My Interests

Building things with my own hands, then destroying them. "Holy" wars. Using my own name in vain. And shrinky dinks.

I'd like to meet:

I already know everyone, come on now..

Music:

Classical, of course..

Movies:

Dogma, Little Buddha, The Lion of the Desert, The Craft, The Believer

Books:

I don't have time to read, I've heard there's a couple of books out there about me, though. Odd, since I've never authorized any biographies.. Probably a smear tactic by some other god..

Heroes:

I really like that little Jewish guy with the big nose and even bigger glasses. What is his name? He married his daughter.. Woody Allen! That's it! I don't really like his movies, I just think he looks hilarious! What was I thinking!?