Naked Nathan Vol.VIII

I am D'shit Vol.II

About Me

I ♥ Boobies

I change my hair color all the time.

I enjoy reading.

I believe in god, I just don't go to church.

Music is my passion.

Don't care much for drama.

School is a curse.

Graduate On June 5th.

I love my Mother.

Parents are divorced.

Life is fair in its own way.

I support our troops, not our leaders.

I can be a jerk.

Don't care what you think of me.

You are not my problem.

Family and Friends come first.

Would love to major in music.

I love concerts.

Banana's are delicious.

I can't speak properly when im trying to say things sometimes.

I don't recognize racial slurs, they are just another word for me and no I am not a rasict.

I live in Washington DC, MD.

I am white, but secretly, I am black and mexican.

My friends are my family, and they live around the world, so chances are that you might have met my "family" and didn't even know it.

I am currently no going to school
I love pictures, I think its something people should do all the time.

I am energetic.

I love playing sports, it releases endorphins. haha

The Blood Brothers, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Senses Fail, and Ranid are bands that have changed my life.

I love to drink, I also enjoy a good smoke.

My Favorite Movies:Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Across the Universe, Saw I-IV, Corpse Bride, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeny Todd, Nightmare Before Christmas, Pirates of the Caribbean I-III, Superbad, Hot Rod, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, 40 Days and 40 Nights, The Last Kiss, The Ex, Fight Club, The Devils Rejects, Halloween(Rob Zombie Remake).

My Favorite Books:Hairstyles of the Damned, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Johnny Hazzard, Paraniod Park, The New Rules Of Highschool, Be Chill, It's Kind Of A Funny Story, Teen Angst? Nah..., The Outsiders, Go Ask Alice, A Dirty Job, A Seperate Peace, Every Man For Himself, The Giver.

I am a pirate.

I love to talk.

I hate silence most of the time, sometimes it's needed.

I love Scrubs, I own all the seasons.

Zach Braff and Josh Hartnett are my favorite actors.

I cover my walls with pictures and posters.

Favorite color is green.

New things are exciting.

New people are exciting also.

Favorite TV Shows:Scrubs, That 70's Show, Heros, UFC, and Rob & Big.

I dislike Lost.

I enjoy sitting in libraries and airports and watching people.

I don't believe you can fall in love with someone in a couple of days or at first sight, for that matter.

I enjoy being naked, it's just plain fun.

I like to make an impact in other's lives.

I will speak my mind with you and try to be as honest as possible.

Go ahead and ask me anything, I will answer it.

Ink not Mink, remember that

My Interests

How the hell do Hermit Crabs have sex? I have always wondered this......."If the ancient Miyans can get butt drunk, we should be able to also, but nooo."-Chris Soto

"I am Jim and I love green markers, green markers Jim loves."-Mr. Walker

"Scooch!"-Mike James

"Don't be such a food jew."-Chris Soto

"Yo dude, dude, dude! Why did you pinch my nipple?"-Robert DeMelo

"I am jacked up on the rainbow."-Taylor Truesdale

I'd like to meet:

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. Anti-constitutionalistically

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.

2. Nope, no more booze for me!

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.

5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

7. I'm not interested in fighting you

8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!

9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.

10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning

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Amie Nicole Davis

John Maynard

RoyRampage

If you want to mail me a letter or anything I will gladly accept anything in the mail. Just message me for my address and i'll give it to you.

Things i have received in the mail to this date

1. Fear Before The March Of Flames Booty Shorts

2. Letter with lipstick on it

3. Swedish Fish

4. (something that you send) :D

Music:

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Books:

Again sight clears. I am slick with blood. I discover I no longer feel pain. Animals gather around me, enemies of old, to watch me die. I give them a sheepish smile. My heart booms with terror. Will the last of my life slide out if I let out breath? They watch with mindless, indifferent eyes, as calm and midnight black as the chasm below me.

Is it joy i feel?

They watch on, evil, incredibly stupid, enjoying my destruction. "Poor Grendel's had an accident," I whisper. "So may you all"

-excerpt from John Gardner's Grendal<?i>

Heroes:

"Im gonna get some awesome tonight"-thank you alexa :D

-oh my gosh alexa

My Blog

Disappointments around every turn, it never seems to fail me.

The only reason I cut things off so suddenly with you was because if I fell anymore in love with you I would have dropped everything for you. I couldn't do that to the people in my life. I'm over you ...
Posted by Naked Nathan Vol.VIII on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 04:27:00 PST

Sweet talk and hangovers

so things have been alright nothing much going. This last weekend picked up some applications finally. Im trying to work at Hot Topic, Spencers, Bath and Body Works, or Toys R' Us. Lets see, i just re...
Posted by Naked Nathan Vol.VIII on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:49:00 PST

why do people do this

im having the worst luck with women right now, seriously. its horrible, im sure people back in Lajes are doing better than i am i feel pathetic, like i cant meet anyones standards and shit. am i not f...
Posted by Naked Nathan Vol.VIII on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 01:25:00 PST

Bum Bum

i just wanna leave, i see all my friends growing up and im just stuck in this spot once again. i need to start doing something productive soon, but i can figure out on what to do. i have no car, no li...
Posted by Naked Nathan Vol.VIII on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:00:00 PST

some thoughts that i have written down in the last couple of days

Women that smoke is a turn on for me, especially if they smoke Marlboro redsI miss the Azores a little but I'm glad I'm gone and that I can start over againI do the most of my thinking while sitting o...
Posted by Naked Nathan Vol.VIII on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:20:00 PST

If I can’t be the person I want to be, then how can I be the person you want me to be

i dont know what to do with myself. What am i supposed to do with myself now, i leave lajes this next sunday (july 13th). i'll miss the people here but im also looking forward to meeting new people an...
Posted by Naked Nathan Vol.VIII on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 10:38:00 PST

I love you Peanut

My dog peanut got put down today at around 4:15 pm. so she is gone.....she is dead..........i miss her so much. I watched her die....God......this hurts.I miss her so much. i didnt want to let her go...
Posted by Naked Nathan Vol.VIII on Mon, 12 May 2008 02:53:00 PST

No regrets

It is making me sad, to know that I have so many things to say and no where to say them except here, I hate doing this because I don't want this to belittle the significance of Alexa's blog, which the...
Posted by Naked Nathan Vol.VIII on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:29:00 PST

My Dream

The light is dieing down in the backround, cant you tell that i want you, come take a swim with me, the rain is perfect on the water, its like they are begging for us to swim in the rain, what a wonde...
Posted by Naked Nathan Vol.VIII on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 02:41:00 PST

As It All Falls......Please

These last couple of weeks have been weird for me. i dont know why, nothing much has changed really, well thats a lie. Dari left several weeks ago but that sbeen about it. i get into these weird state...
Posted by Naked Nathan Vol.VIII on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:31:00 PST