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jordan

Don't act like you're not impressed

About Me

Fathered by Pai Mei in the mountains of the Himalayas Jordan’s was orphaned at a young age when a team of outraged feminist vegan timber wolfs tragically murdered her dear sleeping family...in their sleep.Left to wonder hungry and alone Jordan survived for years off of shellfish and Pansette de Gerzat until eventually she was saved by a stylish unicorn named Steve. Jordan went on the live with Steve and his "roommate" Ted for many happy and well decorated years. the two unicorns were an incredible influence on the young girls life. Scholars hold this was the turning point of her story. Jordan earned money for her new family by wrestling pandas in the village square during the summer but it was hard work and the money was poor. ill go on to tell this crap lates. this pretty much sums me up:Myspace Backgrounds

My Interests

Being outdoors. COFFEE. Catzzz. fencing. Reading. Maybe some bondage...who knows. People. Miette and Igby, Kizzbird and baby squirrel(elou). Skateboarding but i do not skate. Graffiti. Breakdancing. Flying squirrels. Kitty cats hell yea kitty cats! get over it. snu snu (or death by snu snu) umm just the basic intresting crap like photography, art, music, movies, sewing, not sports, japanese people. japanese every thing. religion. gender. mostly kitty cats but you know i dabble...alot...so watch out.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

I'd like to meet:

"lesbians." said james. well id like to met just about any one as long as they are not a horrible human being. ooo also if your a kitty or perhaps a kitty cat that would be good cos...i love you guys. so if your a decent person thats a start. .oh umm i almost forgot also NO mexicans.

Music:

aretha franklin, THE PAPER CHASE, bright eyes, m.i.a.,cibo mattio, nick drake, M.S.I.,zykos, ARCADE FIRE, the faint, the fall, THE FLAMING LIPS, headphones,the yeah yeah yeahs, bloc party, PEDRO THE LION, THE UNICORNS so also THE ISLANDS, pj harvey, PLACEBO, wolf parade,of montreal, MELLOWDRONE, operation ivy, acid bath, deadboy and the elephantman, serge gainstrum, LADYTRON, edith piaf, the rapture, MARS VOLTA, she want revenge, steve wonder, INTERPOL, the cure, BAD BRAINS the clash, APEX TWIN, RASPUTINA, sufjan stevens, JOHNNY CASH, the beatles, pixies, billie holiday, boards of canada, SAUL WILLIAMS, devendra banhart, HANDSOME BOY MODELING SCHOOL, manu chao, DAVID BOWIE, massive attack, tricky, portishead, . oh man this is alot of work i'll get back to it and of corse......

Movies:

requiem, the last unicorn, THE VENGENCE TRILILOGY, milo and otis, RAVENOUS,the dark crystal, pans labrynth, but im a cheerleader, AMOR ES PERRO, la mala education, the devils backbone, SNATCH, ALI G, lock stock and two smoking barrels, the labrynth, evil dead trilogy, THE TRIPLES OF BELLEVILLE, city of lost children, NACHO LIBRE, STRANGERS WITH CANDY, all of the steven chow movies, KUNG FU HUSTLE, and some more i'll do it later

Television:

THE LANCE KRALL SHOW, SIFLE AND OLLIE, adult swim, strangers with candy, upright citizens brigade, MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE, mr.show, kids in the hall, the nature/ discovery/ national geographic/ animal planet channels...and pbs guys. come on its good stuff

Books:

the tin drum, the perks of being a wallflower, monkey, fight club and all of the rest of his books, the worlds religions, love, some other book im get em in here some time

My Blog

horror flicks.

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Posted by jordan on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:41:00 PST

yeah uffie

IM IN LOVE WITH UFFIE. help help elp elp. oh man. why? i dont know but i love her lil electronic voice and super gay rhymes.
Posted by jordan on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 12:16:00 PST

wahooo!!!!!!!!!!

woooo yeah woo yeah... man i ALMOST forgot just.how.cool. that. fuckin. dancin. chicken ISSSSS!!!!!!!yeessssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!     DANCE CHICKEN! DANCE! wooooooooooooo...
Posted by jordan on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:35:00 PST

lease almost up.

any one looking for a roomie?
Posted by jordan on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:23:00 PST

21

so now that im 21 i can go to all the annoying clubs and bars my friends were always talking about. i still feel like im not allowed to drink etc in public. very very weird so far...ehh yeah.
Posted by jordan on Mon, 21 May 2007 05:56:00 PST