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Mister Snakes

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I was concieved in the lower depths of a quadrilateral region on the outskirts of town, cacooned in a forcefield of piping hot lava mud that was spewed from the inner sanctum of the Herpes Mountain. I feel like crying out the names of the warriors who have fallen, in this great emotional war which has allowed me to Influence the mind, body, and souls of all beautiful creatures that walk this great earth. I hope to fulfill the great prophecy, and become the great leader I was destined to be according to the White Mother who raised me. She in fact lived two rocks down and was able to feed me through a tube which was connected to the local sewage system that fed the entire ten surrounding areas. I was well fed, and shall pass on that hunger for hilarity and will hope and pray that it will continue to spread throughout this puzzling, and sometimes confusing digital world. I'll leave you with this: I once was an APPRENTICE, then JUNIOR SCOUT, but now I am a MASTER, and shall CONJOUR HILARITY for the masses!! !WE ARE ALL MIRACLES! !CHEERS! !KEEP SPREADING THE GOSPEL! ..!LONG LIVE THE GORGONITES!

My Interests

The Illumanati Conspiracy that is rearing it's ugly head over our entire existance. I have tried endlessly to master the wooden board on wheels for years and have failed miserably, due to lack of coordination and being slightly retarded above the waist. I have spent over 10 years on and off spitting opinions of funny to the unsuspecting masses at many different clubs in the Harrisburg area. I have performed with many children..... theatre productions and would like to consider myself a half decent talking monkey! Movies, Video Games, and Music are just some of the more mundane activities that keep me occupied in this over populated sesspool. I am sure there is more secret intrests that I have not shared, but if I did they wouldn't be secret...................

I'd like to meet:

People I'd like to meet. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.......... That's such a tough little question. I guess I would like to meet Marilyn Manson, he has been very influential in my development over the years and it would be nice to sit down and have a small chat over tea. Tenacious D would make an excellent afternoon snack, being able to speak with J.B and K.G about their views on the stock market. There are so many other living breathing folks I would like to eat,.....with, and I am sure in time I will get my fill. There are some fallen heros which I would have loved to meet and maybe someday I will get to greet them with a hardy handshake, but for now I must continue to trudge through the mud and become all I can be. Rest In Peace: Chris Farley, Hunter S. Thompson, Richard Pryor(soon), Lenny Bruce, William Shakespeare, and any other dead geniuses that I may have forgotten, you will always be loved and cherished by many individuals who like you!

Music:

Stop laughing at me!!! I know I put music and movies in the interest block, so what I didn't know there was going to be an entire section enslaved for such purposes. Look what you did..... You made me cry!(tear?) I love so much differnt music. Marilyn Manson, Tenacious D, Pig Vomit, Bad Religion, ColdPlay, Radiohead, Slipknot, System Of a Down, The Mars Volta, Pennywise, The Offspring, Green Day, Interpol, Gorillaz, N.W.A, The Game, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, The Jawn, BoBim, The Gorgonites, Crash Test Dummies, Sweet Sir Elton John, Cat Stevens, The Beatles, Meatloaf, Bryan Adams, Guns N Roses, Prince, U2, Murderdolls, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Truth Will Out, Autechre, Nas, and all of the other 600 plus bands that I have roaming around in my field of collection. In case there is a band that I didn't list and you feel it should be here, it probably is, seriously! (I really want friends)

Movies:

Oh the wonderful world of film, it such a large market and there's so many good ones, and so many bad ones that are good, and just plain bad ones, it's going to be quite a challenge for me to narrow it all down, I was never to good at games. Half Baked, Braveheart, Braveheart 2, Braveheart 3, and Braveheart 4, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, Anything Pixar or Dreamworks, American History X, Requiem For A Dream, Fear and Loathing, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Indiana Jones, Nightmare On Elm Street Series , Childs Play Series, Pink Flamingos, Natural Born Killers, Scary Movie 1&2, Evil Dead Series, Anything Stanley Kubrick, Oliver Stone, Peter Jackson, Quentin Tarentino, and Robert Rodriguez. There's just some of over the 400 films that I have partaken in over the many years of my existance.

Television:

Alright, I'm tired of being cute with my answers SIKE!!!!!!!! For many years I didn't have cable, it was forbidden by my parental figures, they hated rubbish and according to them everything was rubbish. So I would sneak out of my house late at night and subjegate myself to sexual torture by a neighborhood friend in order to watch the rubbish box. In my journeys I discovered shows such as : Six Feet Under, Queer As Folk, The Sopranos, Family Guy, American Dad, Mr. Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, The Chapplle Show, South Park, The Simpsons, Futurama, The Wonder Years, MacGyver, Married with Children, Who's the Boss, Get Smart, The Critic, Strangers With Candy, Reno 911, and Old Episodes of Degrassi High. I think the rape was worth it don't you?

Books:

I can't read, when I was little my watchers tore out the wiring from my think tank that allowed me to experience these things you primitive types call words. So I have been able to only experience the spoken word through audio tapes. At this point anything Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Harry Potter Series, The Lord Of The Rings, Hunter S. Thompson, Rhoald Dahl, Beverly Cleary. Oh I must thank the lord on high for head phones without them I would be lost.

Heroes:

I don't think I have any heroes, I just never saw myself looking up to someone so much that I would classify as a hero. I have people that I emulate and would like to become someday, but to classify them as heroes doesnt, really compute with my mind frame. Hercules was a hero, So was little David when he fought Goliath, even Ol Noah, was a hero for building that dang Ark of his.