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biker bum jon

get away from my sister! she's only 14 you pervs!

About Me

tall. athletic[ish]. musically minded. very active. loves gigs. loves bikes [CHECK THE VIDEOS]. loves food...check this out---oakley team riders!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: jon
Birthday: 30 08 87
Birthplace: hemelhempsted-ghetto
Current Location: maidenhead
Eye Color: greenish brown/river thames murk
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6 foot 3
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: european- part german, part brit, part scot, part irish, part everything
The Shoes You Wore Today: globe chet fours
Your Weakness: bikes
Your Fears: big mother huckers
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get into uni
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey, hows it going
Thoughts First Waking Up: aha, the sun isnt getting into my window today, ha ha
Your Best Physical Feature: height
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: when i was young and not done something stupid. my only young memories are when i had done something stupid.
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: only tried lipton, but seeing as nestea is nestle, i would prefer lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: dont be silly.
Do you Swear: unfortunately, but infrequently, mainly when i do a bollock plant on my rear wheel
Do you Sing: yep
Do you Shower Daily: try to
Have you Been in Love: love can be interpreted in different ways, but no, not really, however at the time i thought i was
Do you want to go to College: i am at college
Do you want to get Married: yes, not right now though thanks
Do you belive in yourself: yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: at times.
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Do you play an Instrument: many- guitar, drums, bass, keys
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: passively, yes [note to gov.- ban friggin smoking now as opposed to two years down the line]
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope, apart from that of coffee and pain killers
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes, actually
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: what the hell? no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in a horrifically cool bike accident- just doing the thing i love.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: pro rider would be cool, but i'll settle for anything outdoors and well paid
What country would you most like to Visit: canada- whistler
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dark
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: longish
Height: 5 foot 10/11, give or take a couple.
Weight: aslong as she looks fine im not bothered
Best Clothing Style: rider rocker type thing
Number of Drugs I have taken: one illegal, several prescription
Number of CDs I own: like i know that
Number of Piercings: one accidental one from a log, in my lip
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: many
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My Interests

bike riding, playing guitar, christianity. pc gaming, when i really have nothing better to do. i enjoy going to the pub for a few jars. i like shopping, its a bit feminine.

I'd like to meet:

people. riders. musicians. locals

Music:

currently really into: chicane, solar scene, hybrid, paul van dyk, seether, feeder, mr oiso, dream theater. genres: i really love trance. i also love prog metal, d n b, rock, most things, though i can't stand most chart music eg indie [modern boy bands] and r n b.

Movies:

Shawshank, innit. anything with a half decent plot that doesn't waste time with some boring hour long introduction to the film. love the back to the future trilogy.

Television:

lost! family guy! scrubs! mythbusters! pimp my ride! jackass! robot chicken!

Books:

darwin awards. again, ones which don't fart around with some boring intro.

Heroes:

sir steve of peat, doddy, various stooges. brandon boyd- legend.

My Blog

myspazz is crap, its official

myspazz has become a competition for the most friends and profile views, a place for bands to spout endless plugs for new cd's which i couldnt give a crap about, web pages dont load because of some 'u...
Posted by biker bum jon on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:30:00 PST

photos!

hey guys! i've gone and uploaded a load of photos, so those of you who requested them, you can have them now! cheers!
Posted by biker bum jon on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:51:00 PST

my prof pic is spzzing [how un PC]

my profile pic seems to change each time i log on.   how bizarre.   how bizarre.   dininow dininow dininow   ooh baby [ooh baby]   you makin me crazy [makin me crazy]   e...
Posted by biker bum jon on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:33:00 PST

for all the cows.

Im called a cowIm not aboutTo blow it nowFor all the cowsIts funny how money allows all to browseAnd be endowedThis wish is true it falls into peaces newThe cow is youMy kind has all run out, as if ki...
Posted by biker bum jon on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:24:00 PST

yahoo-hoo

im going home in a week...which means... i can ride my bike! fo shizznit gangstarrs! fo sho mo fo! oh yeah also it means i can see my family and friends, guess i gotta put that bit in [cough cough] la...
Posted by biker bum jon on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:34:00 PST

did you see that amazing dude on the internet?

yeah, like totally. he can be found in my pictures. i think you should give him some comments/feedback, let him know just how cool we all think he is. ha ha ha.           &nb...
Posted by biker bum jon on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:45:00 PST

just like to say

jon, adam and kay, you rock my socks. uni would be ever so boring without you guys :D peace out breadbins.
Posted by biker bum jon on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:02:00 PST

such a strange feeling

when you reeally need the loo yet you're really hungry?! ha ha. they sort of neutralise each other. wait a minute why am i telling you this when i could be eating, or actually going to the loo?  ...
Posted by biker bum jon on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 03:10:00 PST

what a mad few days

i just had a friend to stay for the past few days. it was cool to see her again. we played LAZER DEATH TAG! with my good friends JOHN AND KAY and also had a BACK TO THE FUTURE NIGHT! it was...
Posted by biker bum jon on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:48:00 PST

i miss my bike soo much!

i miss my bikes so much! i really want to jump around and wear the gloves and piss pot and stuff! that is probably why i am looking forward to xmas so much! gahhhhhhh  ...
Posted by biker bum jon on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 04:04:00 PST