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About Me

Jason R. Fountain

My Interests

19.99% on my Capital One Visa.Deferred until July on my Best Buy card.

I'd like to meet:

Any one wealthier or more attractive than me. Also, Robocop.

Music:

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Movies:

You know, it's only after 80 odd viewings of Wet Hot American Summer that you REALLY start to appreciate it. I also believe that every American should be issued copies of the following films: Young Frankenstien, Orgazmo, Life of Brian, This Is Spinal Tap, Best in Show, Clerks, Boogie Nights, The Punisher (of COURSE I mean the Dolph Lungren version), Office Space, Swingers, UHF, Heathers, PeeWee's Big Adventure, Hard Boiled, The Killer, Die Hard, O Brother Where Art Thou, Ghostbusters, Three Amigos, and Caddyshack. While there are many more dramatic movies that I love, for now I'll at least pretend that I'm not a pretentious asshole. Finally, everyone should be forced to watch each Wes Anderson film on Thanksgiving Day. I just think it's a good idea.

Television:

The only TV show I watch regularly is Law & Order. It doesn't matter which one either. If it's on, I'll watch it. I AM addicted to DVD releases of TV shows, however. From Aqua Teens, to Python, Mr. Show to Simpsons, it's probably the most expensive habit I have. Most recently I picked up the first sesason of Reno 911, but I'm still praying for a release of The STATE. Perhaps one day I'll disclose some of my more embarassing TV-DVD purchases, but you'd have to ask REALLY nice...

Books:

I have yet to have one published, but am currently working on THE BIBLE II.

Heroes:

Batman is one. I have also heard of a "SuperMan".

My Blog

PIXIES

Holy shit... It's just now dawning on me that I'm going to get to see the Pixies in November. THE FUCKING PIXIES. I NEVER thought that would happen. BUT IT IS. My world has been turned upside down....
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

GODDAMN MORRISSEY

Ok Don't get me wrong, I love Morrissey... I can't wait to get my hands on the rest of new album. But in "The Never Played Symphonies", the Moz drops the most Moz-like line I've heard in years. ...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST