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Clarkson

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About Me

I'm English and i enjoy conkers and i absolutely hate motorbikes, our meddlesome government, caravans on the M1, and hampsters.

My Interests

Driving and destroying caravans

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet George Bush so I could give him a slap on the wrist for ruining the world

Music:

Anything old. definitely not meat loaf

Movies:

Anything with driving

Television:

hmm BBC TopGear is an amazing show. i absolutely hate fifth gear, its a joke. o yea sometimes i enjoy women's football.

Books:

my book, of course. go buy it.

Heroes:

STIG amazes me with his driving, other than that, i am god