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i NEED someone to be fun, playful and have a high evil quotient. don't have a past and don't have a future - just have the NOW with me, baby! you're special, right? so a very specialized relationship is what we're really all wanting. i can find fluff anywhere, as you can, too. i'll know from your photos and writing if my heart soars to great heights, or even gets off the ground. be who you are and love it - if i don't like it, then i'm not the one for you. my guy will show himself when the time is right, so i'm not in a rush. if you're looking for sport fucking, please note THAT'S not on my agenda (the sports i DO participate in are spit n' stick, suck n' duck, and the ever popular - or soon to be - chomp n' chuck. please don't send photos of you without your shirt of of your "downtown" parts - BUT i won't respond to guys with no profile or photo, so please include a link... if i bring you to my mattress, it means something - please let it be for you, too (it's sooo much more satisfying). find me - quirks & warts & all, entirely adorable. have your interests with a healthy dose of passion. and have a backbone!i already support two lazy, goodfernuthin's named george and norton. so, have a job.
anything either angry and loud(godsmack, offspring) to help me deal with almost 9 million "trusting souls" trying to live in MY world OR so sad(morphine) that i welcome death
i like violence, action, horror, stoooopid comedy - anything that represents REAL life. cannot stomach romantic comedies (come on, girls - even prince charming thinks farts are funny. just get a clue and leave me out of it). i adore catty bitches like bette davis and mae west
tv is ridiculous, therefore, it is my DUTY to watch THE most inane of shows. i love robot chicken. there. i said it.
inspirational- how to be a villain:evil laughs, secret lairs, master plans and more! neil zawacki
dexter and noodlesmae west
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