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misskimmm

cute with sprinkles of evil...

About Me

that's right - i wrote the lyrics to the sweet song that's playing... enjoy!
i AM an amusement park - and it's a fun ride.
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the only thing to make you stand out from anyone else in any situation is to be the most 'you' possible. i will admit that i am the first to roll my eyes at anyone, anything, anybody 'typical'. but i also believe that many are simply striving to shock, rather than let themselves come through - and that is almost as annoying as straightforward middle-america-mall vanilla.
it would probably be easier if i could pigeon-hole myself, but i really don't fit into any category. i'm not the hard body barbie doll 20 something year old that likes only one type of music and only has "cool' friends, but i'm also not the average-minded girl that simply goes with the flow to "fit-in".
i'm at a point in my life where i've been around the block enough times to know that i don't really know anything, but i do my best to stay informed on topics that matter to me and i don't really give a damn what anyone has to say about me. really. i guess i'm just so ok with myself that other people's actions don't surprise me or even effect me that much.
so just be YOU. that's really all you can be anyway.
i can be brutal. i can be too nice. i belong to a few secret societies. don't ask me - they're secret. i don't drink - please don't ask me to meet you at a bar, thankyouverymuch (we ARE in nyc, for cryin' out loud, cantcha think of something else???). i have many bad habits. some i want to change, some i wish to enhance. i have a comic book mentality, but the only magazine i read these days is national geographic. i am constantly transforming and evolving - if a day goes by that i don't learn something new or laugh my ass off, it's time to take me out back and pull an ol' yeller on me. great cook when in love, burn everything when not. my psychoses are what make me interesting and charming. i can behave myself in any situation, i choose not to in most. i have a tendency to be a handful, but it's a really fun ride. i giggle. lots. i fall in love with being in love - i don't fall in love often, but when i do, it's completely. watch out... and see if THIS makes any sense - i'm terrified of rollercoasters, but adore them - the cyclone still ROCKS! i should add here that i DON'T respond to guys without profiles that have photos (fair is fair)

My Interests

stealing lollipops from children and kicking puppies

I'd like to meet:


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i NEED someone to be fun, playful and have a high evil quotient. don't have a past and don't have a future - just have the NOW with me, baby! you're special, right? so a very specialized relationship is what we're really all wanting. i can find fluff anywhere, as you can, too. i'll know from your photos and writing if my heart soars to great heights, or even gets off the ground. be who you are and love it - if i don't like it, then i'm not the one for you. my guy will show himself when the time is right, so i'm not in a rush. if you're looking for sport fucking, please note THAT'S not on my agenda (the sports i DO participate in are spit n' stick, suck n' duck, and the ever popular - or soon to be - chomp n' chuck. please don't send photos of you without your shirt of of your "downtown" parts - BUT i won't respond to guys with no profile or photo, so please include a link... if i bring you to my mattress, it means something - please let it be for you, too (it's sooo much more satisfying). find me - quirks & warts & all, entirely adorable. have your interests with a healthy dose of passion. and have a backbone!i already support two lazy, goodfernuthin's named george and norton. so, have a job.

Music:

anything either angry and loud(godsmack, offspring) to help me deal with almost 9 million "trusting souls" trying to live in MY world OR so sad(morphine) that i welcome death

Movies:

i like violence, action, horror, stoooopid comedy - anything that represents REAL life. cannot stomach romantic comedies (come on, girls - even prince charming thinks farts are funny. just get a clue and leave me out of it). i adore catty bitches like bette davis and mae west

Television:

tv is ridiculous, therefore, it is my DUTY to watch THE most inane of shows. i love robot chicken. there. i said it.

Books:

inspirational- how to be a villain:evil laughs, secret lairs, master plans and more! neil zawacki

Heroes:

dexter and noodlesmae west

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