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About Me

I'm an audio engineer and bartender, i've been playing guitar for a decade or so and i still suck, but i'm apparently good enough for the craziest hardcore band EVER, Monroe's Overdose i play a little piano (it's actually full sized, i'm just not that proficient with it), i'm really one of those people that you can throw an instrument at me and i'll figure it out a within a half hour or so. I've got god knows how many tattoos and that's not even the start of what i'll one day have. 22 piercings so far, and god knows how many to go before i'm done. Wow, ive mentioned god alot in 2 sentences and i dont even like the guy. Aside from that, i'm your overly tattooed sometimes friendly neighbor to the north

oh i was born with a tail, and the damned doctors stole it from me, but at least i've got a cool scar.

My Interests

Guitars, Sound in general, Tattoos and any form of body modification, shows, my badass cats, cigarettes (a pack a day keeps the doctor away), insomnia, and cute girls

I'd like to meet:

I FOUND A GIRL, WITH TOES LIKE UMA THURMAN, AND A BODY LIKE SUICIDE DOORS ON A MACK TRUCK

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Music:

Elliott Smith,Thrice, Every Time I Die, I am the Avalanche, Imogen Heap, Jack's Mannequin, IMPERIAL,Horse the Band,The Locust,As I Lay Dying, Gym Class Heroes,Death Cab For Cutie,Postal Service,Cursive,Coheed and Cambria, Underoath,Bury Your Dead,Emery,Anam Cara,Thursday,Hearts Over Rome, Hopesfall,The Good Life,Iron and Wine,At the Drive in,The Mars Volta,Atmosphere, Aesop Rock,I listen to it all

my stuff is like throwing Elliott Smith, Bright Eyes, a little Pink Floyd, and Pete Yorn in a blender and pressing puree
And Check out my band
Monroes Overdose

Movies:

Fight Club is the greatest movie ever made

Television:

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk

Heroes:

A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat.
George Carlin R.I.P

My Blog

since it's been over a year

here's what's going onnew band, new music, new tattoos, new guitars, managing to refrain from the rule of 36's, more drinks, more smokes, less sleep, more work, 1step closer to real alcoholism, 4 year...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Canada on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:56:00 PST

cristinabay

thought i'd share the new songs Enough Baggage to Fill the Trunk of a 57 Buick So I claim to be a one man army Walking over people, my entire life And you claim That you could never want me...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Canada on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 04:07:00 PST

Famous Amos

so i get a call yesterday from the owner of the tattoo shop that i worked at and guess who is in the new issue of TATTOO magazine yeah, i thought it was weird too
Posted by The Dread Pirate Canada on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 10:23:00 PST

i honestly have no idea

yeah so last night i picked up C-Dubs door shift at UGB, it was slow, which is good Miilu came out, that was the highlight of the evening i must say, and ashley trying to steal her keys and booty d...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Canada on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

in rare form

i got soooo fucked up last night, it was pretty riidiculous, i haven't been that drunk in months, at least i didn't drive, and now i've gotta find a ride back to my car, shitty
Posted by The Dread Pirate Canada on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my eye keeps twitching

my eye keeps twitching, it's really weird, and we finished my piano keys today, i no longer have scalpels tattooed on my arm, and stretched my ears, i can almost fit a quarter in there, it's soooo sex...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Canada on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the friend closet

ok, so no matter what i always end up in the friend closet, i'm for some reason always the guy that you keep on your side if something goes wrong, never really consider dating, but see as a big brothe...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Canada on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm sober and pissed off

ok so i just played UGB, i personally don't feel that i had that great of a set, but that's most likely me being a humble asshole again. her loss
Posted by The Dread Pirate Canada on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

record????

ok, so i've had like 30 people in the last week tell me that i should start shopping my stuff around to record labels, apparently they actually think i'm good enough to get signed. maybe i'm just too ...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Canada on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

aqua teen hunger force

yeah so i talked to a person i haven't talked to in a while tonite, i just hope we're on better terms, and aqua teen hunger force is the greatest show on television i love stealing cable and i love ...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Canada on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST