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J!

Matt called someone cockzilla 2day..I damn near pee-d

About Me

I'm funny. I love to goof around and do so often. I am definitely loud. I am not really about being fancy or schmancy. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind dressing up once in while and looking delish, but I would love nothing more than to spend my days in jammie pants and gigantic hoodies 350 days a year. Fudge, I mean who am I out to impress? If you don't like me for who I am, fuck you, ya know? I always root for the underdog and I really care about people, but not when I am driving. Oh no sir, IMMATURITY and THE FEELING of ENTITLEMENT on the road make me madder than....uhg..let’s just not even. Basically if you are on the road and driving a car within 1 mile of me, sorry, but I hate you. I love my family, my friends and my cats more than anything in the world. I don't mess around when it comes to them. I am obsessed with my Gorgeous, Beautiful, PERFECT niece Elycia Kaleen. I am completely and totally technologically underadvanced. You get what you see with me."Jersey girls have that special inner glow that makes them more beautiful than any other girl" ~Bon Jovi

My Interests

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Chillin’ W/ Friends
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THE SHORE
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STEVENS THE BAD CAT
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ADULT BEVERAGES
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DD COFFEE
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THE BEAUTIFUL LYCEE KALEEN
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I LOVE SHOES
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FAMILY
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GYM
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MYSPACE
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ETHNIC FOODS
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NY YANKEES
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HARRY POTTER
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DIET ROCKSTAR
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CLUCK U
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PARANORMAL STUFFS
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I LOVE CANDY
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SUSHI
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I'd like to meet:

SOMEONE WHO OWNS THE FLOWBEE. I MOST ESPECIALLY WANT TO MEET SOMEONE WHO USES THE FLOWBEE.

Music:

THE BOSS, INDIGO GIRLS, LOTS OF EVERYTHING. I HATE JAZZ.

Movies:

STAND BY ME, MOMMIE DEAREST, JERSEY GIRL, MEAN GIRLS, ELIZABETH, NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE, LEGALLY BLONDE (NOT 2), CHRISTMAS VACATION, OVERBOARD, THIS COULD GO ON FOR A WHILE...I LIKE FOREIGN FLICKS TOO, MOSTLY FRENCH MY FAVE IS AU REVOIR LES ENFANTS. THERE'S ALSO CAMILLE CLAUDEL, INDOCHINE AND LES CAGES AUX FAUX.

Television:

GHOST HUNTERS, THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR, PSYCH, COPS, AMERICA'S MOST WANTED, MONK.

Books:

Siddhartha, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, ALL Harry Potter, Any Given Day, Talking to Heaven.

Heroes:

MY PARENTS AND ANYONE WHO WORKS HARD AND DOESN'T TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT.

My Blog

DEAR MICHAEL VICK

..> ..> THIS MOTHER FUCKER NEEDS TO ROT IN HELL AND I CERTAINLY HOPE A PITBULL RIPS THE MOTHERFUCKER'S THROAT OPEN. QUITE PERSONALLY I FEEL THAT THE PIECE OF SHIT SHOULD BE FORCED TO SUCCUMB TO THE ...
Posted by J! on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 06:35:00 PST

I DON'T WANNA BE IN THE (862)

OK I LIVE IN THE 973  I DON'T WANNA HAVE AN 862...I FEEL LIKE A SEINFELD EPISODE...THE ONE WHERE ELAINE GETS THE SHITTY AREA CODE AND THEN HAS TO WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO DIE AND SHE TAKES T...
Posted by J! on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 09:58:00 PST

Let's Say I Break into Your House

Let's say I break into your house>> A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!  It explains > things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.> Recently large demonstrations have ...
Posted by J! on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:42:00 PST