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Chrystya

go along with it if you like it, if you don't take a turn down the next bend

About Me

i need more time and fun and weird good things to happen. i sing and chant and do tone work lately. one of my best friends was here from thailand last summer and he got me chanting again and my boyfriend is making us homemade new age music that people who like metal like - and we tone to it to work our voices and synchronize to clear notes. i'm living out in the woods where the stars are so beautiful and we have many deer (and coyotes that maybe ate one of our cats) and birds of many colors in our yard. i was working on music and poetry a lot but now i am working way too much in technology settings and just trying to get through. shooting for goals of travel and change. i'm trying to always be in my moment, enjoy life and hope for moving to warmer climes in an rv with brian and batman, someday lurking sooner and have more adventures always. i also quit drinking almost 2 years ago now except for a couple of special occasions and this has been a very good thing for me and i wish i learned the lesson years ago, yes. i kept the ones who love me and my sweetie is the best.

My Interests

fire crotches, double strength coffee,hair metal, waiting till my cats get really hungry and then seeing what they're willing to eat, exploding my g.i. joe dolls, taking walks and entering areas that say "danger, keep out, high voltage", visiting neighborhood cemeteries, five year plans, cream soda, thunder storms, long walks on the beach to collect bags full of the disgusting plastic applicators that wash up there, making necklaces out of the plastic applicators, badonkadonk butts, and huge hydraulic penises, playing with neighborhood racoons and opossums, and eating out of the local neighborhood grocery store's garbage. working on velocirapture - our melodic hardcore cd, and vaginasaur and the black hawk riders - our joke project cd, and downloading erotic poetry off the web and listening to the robotic voice from simple text read it aloud. on a more realistic note my interests are music, life altering experiences, glamour, sexuality, voice, metaphysics, astronomy, the great outside and my annoying yet adorable cat.

I'd like to meet:

nice folks, musicians, cats, botanists, predictive astrologers, tattoo artists who want to trade my boyfriend brian and i for either psychic readings, yard/housework or audio recording but since none of that has ever happened i would really like to meet genuine weirdos who are not creepy and make me laugh..

Music:

i like all types of music if it's well made - old spirituals, blues, electronica, punk rock, hardcore, drum n' bass, metal, performance art, bluegrass, triphop on and on. Some bands/peeps I like (not in any order except that Sleepytime Gorilla Museum is my fave live band: Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Fugazi, Nina Hagen, Siamese, Trio, Cat Power, Portishead, Jello Biafra, Nina Hagen, Mastadon, Jarls Barkely or however you spell it, Esquivel, Nina Rota, Nirvana, PJ Harvey, Laurie Anderson, Lou Reed, Beastie Boys, Janis Joplin, Morcheeba, Reggie Watts, Girth, Lesbian, The Abodox, Fantomas, Senor Coconut, Butthole Surfers, John Cage, Kraftwerk, Beck, , Ministry, Scratch Acid, Luscious Jackson, Air, Thievery Corporation, Stereo Lab, Bob Dylan, T. Rex, Prince, The White Stripes, Johnny Cash, The Doors, The Beatles - John Lennon, J.J. Cale, Velvet Underground, The Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, The Melvins, Neurosis, Ween, Primus, The Kinks, The Locust, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, Macy Gray, The B-52s, earlyish Talking Heads, Brian Eno, Hank Williams, old Patty Smith, Mecca Normal, Lovage, The Cure, Tenacious D, Mozart, Jorge Ben, early Metallica, White Zombie, Jimi Hendrix, KRS1, The Melvins, The Accused, Skinny Puppy, Lucinda Williams, Patsy Cline, Deicide, Devo, Robert Johnson, The Meat Puppets, Led Zepplin, Trio, Green Milk from the Planet Orange, Neil Young, Jesus Lizard, Johny Cash, King Krimson, Miles Davis, Tom Waits, Joan Jett, Pat Benatar, Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack, Boss Martian, Polyphonic Spree, Mr. Bungle, Mike Patton, Blood Hag, Critters Buggin', Storm Large and the Balls, Jonathan Richmond, AC ' DC, Frank Zappa, The Residents, Beck, the Beastie Boys, Moby when he mixes up old spirituals and jump rope songs by rad female singers, Willie Nelson, Slayer, and the list goes on..

Movies:

The Sheltering Sky, Napoleon Dynamite, The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Big Lebowski, Miyazaki, Fantastic Planet, Home of the Brave, O Brother Whereart Thou, Latcho Drom, Amelie, old Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Four Rooms, Living in Oblivion, Monty Python, Dead Man, and documentaries about birds and animals and metal or hardcore bands are a few..

Television:

wonder showzen! but only the first season. and strangers with candy. and now that we have cable the IFC is awesome. and dave chapelle's show though i think people should quit saying quotes from it from 3 years ago all day long at my work.

Books:

i read less than i used to cuz i'm trying to do music. i used to get in trouble for reading too much. i love authors over books usually.. i find one i like and then i read everything they ever wrote. some are, richard brautigan, j.d. salinger, alice miller, kurt vonnegut, roald dahl, philip pullman, j.k. rowling, c.s. lewis, l. frank baum, carl sagan, helen fielding, e.e. cummings, astrid lindgren, philip k. dick, john christopher, laura ingalls wilder, laurie colwin, mfk fischer, sir arthur conan doyle, lewis carroll or charles lutwidge dodgson, dr. seuss, sylvia plath, laurie anderson, dorothy sayers, john crowley, and the guy who did the tintin comics, the prophet by kahlil gibran, life of pi, harry potter, da vinci code, altered states of consciousness, focusing, journaling books, the way of the artist, oh and books about deep sea fishing and coral reefs, the mysterious episode of the dog in the nighttime is an awesome book. alexander mccall smith i've been liking his number one ladies detective agency series lately that my librarian friend has been lending to me.

Heroes:

batman and walrus - it makes me sad to read this since i let walrus out with batman a month ago now and he never came back - he was adorable and irreplaceable and he's still my hero along with his brother who misses him. silly little tuxedo head sitting door unlocking jumping on your shoulder cat; people who chant and sing; and all of my true friends are my heroes scattered throughout the world as they are. and as of late the souls in nordic mythology plus native american mystics whose books i have been reading.

My Blog

Queen of the Reign - poem

Queen of the ReignA break,a tear,in the queen of the reignturned up, turned downresting on the door frameFold back, full oncreep a house crawl a lawntear back the hangnailprice for the teaBent backshu...
Posted by Chrystya on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:51:00 PST

The Two of Us - poem about my best girlfriend

The Two of UsMouth openegg droppedI cracked a smileyou said a lotHills downSlideI comeLighting candles for the rainSwim like a fishcold and slitherysit on the raftin silent camaraderiewander a hillsid...
Posted by Chrystya on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:15:00 PST