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Monty Python Holy GrailGalahad: There it is! Arthur: The Bridge of Death! Robin: Oh, great. Arthur: Look! There's the old man from scene twenty-four! Bedevere: What is he doing here? Arthur: He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He asks each traveller five questions-- Galahad: Three questions. Arthur: Three questions. He who answers the five questions-- Galahad: Three questions. Arthur: Three questions may cross in safety. Robin: What if you get a question wrong? Arthur: Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril. Robin: Oh, I won't go. Galahad: Who's going to answer the questions? Arthur: Sir Robin! Robin: Yes? Arthur: Brave Sir Robin, you go. Robin: Hey! I've got a great idea. Why doesn't Launcelot go? Launcelot: Yes. Let me go, my liege. I will take him single-handed. I shall make a feint to the north-east that s-- Arthur: No, no. No. Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! Just answer the five questions-- Galahad: Three questions. Arthur: Three questions as best you can, and we shall watch... and pray. Launcelot: I understand, my liege. Arthur: Good luck, brave Sir Launcelot. God be with you. Bridgekeeper: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Launcelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid. Bridgekeeper: What... is your name? Launcelot: My name is 'Sir Launcelot of Camelot'. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Launcelot: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour? Launcelot: Blue. Bridgekeeper: Right. Off you go. Launcelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. Robin: That's easy! Bridgekeeper: Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid. Bridgekeeper: What... is your name? Robin: 'Sir Robin of Camelot'. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Robin: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria? [pause] Robin: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh! Bridgekeeper: Stop! What... is your name? Galahad: 'Sir Galahad of Camelot'. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Galahad: I seek the Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour? Galahad: Blue. No, yel-- auuuuuuuugh! Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop! What... is your name? Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow? Bridgekeeper: Huh? I-- I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh! Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows? Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.