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(he feels pain if he doesn't melt anyone.)

About Me

Borf is not caught. Borf is many. Borf is none. Borf is waiting for you in your car. Borf is in your pockets. Borf is running through your veins. Borf is naive. Borf is good for your liver. Borf is controlling your thoughts. Borf is everywhere. Borf is the war on boredom. Borf annihilates. Borf hates school. Borf is a four letter word for joy. Borf is quickly losing patience. Borf yells in the library. Borf eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast. Borf is digging a hole to China. Borf is bad at graffiti. Borf is ephemeral. Borf is invincible. Borf. Borf ruins everything. Borf runs near the swimming pool. Borf keeps it real. Borf writes you love letters. Ol’ Dirty Bastard is Borf. Borf knows everything. Borf is in the water. Borf doesn’t sleep. Borf systematically attacks the infrastructure of the totality. Borf is a foulmouth. Borf eats your homework. Borf brings you home for dinner. Borf is the dirt under your fingernails. Borf is the song that never ends. Borf gets down. Borf gets up. Borf is your baby. Borf is neither. Borf is good for your heart, the more you eat the more you. Borf is. Borf knows. Borf destroys. Borf is immortal. Borf pulls fire alarms. Borf scuffs the gym floor. Borf is looking through your mom’s purse. Borf is M. Borf is the size of Alaska. Borf likes pizza. Borf is in general. Borf is X. Borf ain’t nothin’ to fuck with. Borf runs it. Borf has reflexes like a cat. Borf is immortal. Borf sticks gum under the desk. Borf is omnipotent. Borf is flawed. Borf is winning.

Also,
silver apples, green velvet, le push, can, klf, the supremes, poetasters compilations, baby d, cluster, liars, elo, virgin de guadalupe. spk. 2012, pynchton, gravitys sDissillusioned rainbow, the wasteland of the rubix autonoma, the lost nonsapce of atlantis, the dance of the cosmos ,the multiplication of the machine, camino real, rotunda ropunzel. marientti, the futurist maifestos, burroughs "the cities of the red night" veronica lipgloss, blue orchids. tigers : forgotten works , waterworld waterpark, the way to suck an egg, helterskelter, bowies "word on a wing", j.g. ballards "myths of the near future." solaris, cube, hypercube, every lost side.
My DNA Report!
You scored as XIX: The Sun. This is the happiest card in the deck. It is full of joy and optimism, everything is right with the world. We are as innocent children playing in the fields without care. The Sun brings success, well-being and happiness in all spheres - material, emotional, spiritual -wherever our desires lay.When this card appears in a Tarot spread it indicates success, joy and happiness. Obstacles will be overcome, goals achieved.When badly aspected, it can indicate a stagnation through over-indulgence, too much of a good thing.

XIX: The Sun


81%

VIII - Strength


75%

XIII: Death


69%

X - Wheel of Fortune


63%

0 - The Fool


63%

I - Magician


56%

II - The High Priestess


50%

XI: Justice


50%

XVI: The Tower


50%

IV - The Emperor


50%

III - The Empress


44%

VI: The Lovers


44%

XV: The Devil


38%
Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You?
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My Interests

"be a good example thy selfe, avoid the fashion of the times"

William Lilly, CA, 'Letter to the Student of Astrology' (1647)

I'd like to meet:



Music:

MyFlashFetish.com .

Movies:

The Fox and The Hound, Tetsuo: The Iron Man, I.K.U., Yellow Submarine, The Beastmaster, Xanadu ( but not really ), the first 2 Batmans, The Who's Tommy, Hustler White, Robin Hood ( Disney, no doubt ), Texas Chainsaw Massacre ( original ), Tron, The Virgin Spring/The Last House on the Left, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Serial Mom, Return to Oz, The House of Flying Daggers, I ? Huckabees, Run Lola Run, Mars Attacks, Psycho Beach Party, Versus, Tank Girl, Battle Royale, Death Becomes Her.....i hold a special place in my heart for Dumbo.

Books:

The Spiral Dance by StarHawk, as I can't really finish any book. I'm supposed to be reading The Earth Path, by the same author, but um...yeah.

Heroes:



..people who make hand gestures but don't actually mean them are my heroes. break-and/or-fire dancing will make you one too..unwillingly.

My Blog

mystical message

after i had an argument online with some chode, i had a revelation. i'm going to make a prediciton about the next Superman movie...y'all mark my words.It's going to be more expensive, and Superman wil...
Posted by · on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:01:00 PST

in heaben, e'eryting is fine.

please....
Posted by · on Thu, 03 May 2007 05:23:00 PST

also,.....

i want to die speaking French, alone, in a forest.
Posted by · on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:47:00 PST

i.<3.nuala!!!

hellur. i am blogging on tiff n lez's compuder. dream is running back n forth on my lap (guess i was ignoring her) and last night she was trying to catch my finger's shadows. sooooo cute!! I want to t...
Posted by · on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:25:00 PST

°¬{

"Love is not something that you fall into. Love is something that you cultivate. It is something that you bring into your life cautiously. It is something that requires you to challenge your prejudice...
Posted by · on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST

There ARE also times when it is agreeable to unexpected strike!!

Being, character of the seat The person of the shooter seat origin, when keeping facing to something, in order to feel the rapture [bi] in process, is about to try to request always new sti...
Posted by · on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:06:00 PST

hypergranulosis

if i walked into a room and David Bowie's skin cells were in it, i think i would know.
Posted by · on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:36:00 PST

there's no subject here...

this is what it's like inside my mindThanx Zach....
Posted by · on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:32:00 PST

syzygy

bloggy bloggy blog...i hate being alone in my room and hearing kids screaming. it's cold, ya'll. i bet Denver's wishin it was in Florida about now huh? If not they will be....They Will Be!!  HAHA...
Posted by · on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:54:00 PST

random new blog

hi. i haven't blogged in a while.wow, that sounds gross.anyway, things go on. i will try to recall them, for documentation. you can read if you'd like. or go here. both would be fun.i haven't seen or ...
Posted by · on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:40:00 PST