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About Me

Friendly. Interested in food, drink and the young and pretty. Dirty old bastard. Has many chums. Loves them all.As regards the pictures in the slideshow - they were taken over the last few years and show various friends looking gorgeous, with me in varying degrees of fatness. Enjoy!Everybody seems to have one of these things. They are completely unrealistic. I mean.... I'm no oil painting and look who it thinks I look like... where's Dr Evil or Uncle Fester for fuck's sake? lol

http://www.myheritage.com

My Interests

The young and pretty. Taking photographs. Cooking and forcing people to eat it. Sitting down.

I'd like to meet:

Are you kidding? People come flocking to me! Just call me Mr Popular!

Music:

Go to one of the indie emo boys' profiles and cut and paste their music entries. I can't be arsed to type it all out. I like a bit of classical too. oh... and electro.

Movies:

Mainly world cinema - arty stuff, you know what I mean. Most things with a happy ending. Can't be arsed with depressing worthy stuff these days.

Television:

Hardly watch it. If it broke I wouldn't bother having it repaired.

Books:

I Claudius and its sequel. Any of Alan Hollinghurst's, Allan Massie's or Peter Ackroyd's. Cookbooks. I really ought to read more. I always used to. Then came the internet!

Heroes:

Stephen Fry Kenny Everett Jonathan Ross The Divine Emperor Augustus

My Blog

No news today

Apparently a child was abducted last week whilst on holiday.There has been no new information.There is nothing else but the same non-story on the news every bulletin.I'm sick of it now.Really don't gi...
Posted by Scotty!!! on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:29:00 PST

Naked Thursday

It was suggested by my van driver at work that we should have a "nude day" in the MDS dispensary. This idea was pooh-poohed as foolish but while he was out doing deliveries we took a photo which we se...
Posted by Scotty!!! on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 05:14:00 PST

I want one of these!!!

Posted by Scotty!!! on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:44:00 PST

Houseboy

I came home from work today to find my kitchen all clean and shiny. First time it's looked like that in months.A friend of mine was kicked out of home by his mad alcoholic mother on Sunday and rather ...
Posted by Scotty!!! on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 02:21:00 PST

Flaming June

Today is the first day of my two week break from work. You can tell I'm on holiday now because it's pissing down outside.I've nothing really planned for the fortnight other than relaxing. If anyone wa...
Posted by Scotty!!! on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 07:06:00 PST

work

The managers at work have no fucking idea how pharmacy is supposed to work but still enjoy sticking their fingers in.Cunts!As you were.
Posted by Scotty!!! on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:45:00 PST

Football haiku.

No drunken shouting,Either angry or gleeful - Probably a draw.
Posted by Scotty!!! on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 04:03:00 PST

feck arse girls

Neill's barbecue today. Cooked, ate, drank and smoked. that's about it really.And now a notice from the highway code people...In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous dr...
Posted by Scotty!!! on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 03:45:00 PST

Dripping cocks

Not a whole lot to report today as I spent most of the evening crippled with a migraine, so to fill the space here's one of my favourite old jokes....A bloke goes into the toilets at a club and as he'...
Posted by Scotty!!! on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 06:32:00 PST

http://www.thepowdermonkey.net/

Drove to Greenwich last night to try out The Powder Monkey - Grinnidge's new gay bar. It opened to the press on Wednesday and guest list Thursday. Last night was the first night plebs like me were all...
Posted by Scotty!!! on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 05:19:00 PST