About Me
Waking up in the morning can be the most traumatic thing anyone can endure every day. The tranquil peace of sleep is gone the instant obligation starts to nag. Gone are the child-like hopes, wonders, ecstasies and glee that a state of REM can give you. Staring you into the blacks of my eyes are the hard cold facts that say that you are an outcast, sub-par and a pretty face with little substance to give. A cold shower awaits me... A fume filled bus awaits me… An empty tudung-ed face waits to judge me. Yet the Pangs of my heart give the same hopes, wonders, ecstasies and glee that the Sandman gives me. They provoke me to provoke others to see that a REM induced fantasy can inspire… Science inspire me… the stupidity of man saddens me… the sight of a man loving a man inspire me… the sight of a man hating a man who loves a man saddens me… the sight of a man inserting his dick in another man makes me want to clap my hands… the sight of a man inserting a knife in another man makes me want to clap my hands…it is nice to see we are still capable of being animals… basically aren’t all of us are one.Time beacon me forward yet my gut says, stay and die… yet forward I march to the unknown… I am scared… I am vulnerable… I need humanity… but isn’t humanity false…I need friends who sees me as I am… you need a body so that we can awaken our primal urges…I need…I need… Yet I give… boundless gifts to the world… yet the world don’t give a fuck… Do I give a fuck…I fucking do…So I still give.
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Personality
You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are outgoing (100%), intellectual (85%), horny (75%), greedy (71%).
Stereotypes
Geek 71%
College Student 64%
Hippie 58%
Life Experience
Sex 33%
Substances 43%
Travel 9%
Politics
Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom you agree with around 100% of the time. Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Working Class. You make more than 33% of those who have taken this test, and 88% less than the U.S. average.
If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13.
By the way, your hottness rank is 74%, hotter than 90% of other test takers.
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