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MY & HELEN LEE

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About us? Here's an example of one of our incidents... Well, one evening MY was having dinner with this Filipino guy, Neephi. She ended up asking him to come back to our house, which is totally cool 'cuz we like a 'lil variety. Anyway, in the middle of our session I looked up and I saw MY kissing Neephi on the mouth, and that is totally not cool because it completely violates our THREESOME CODE OF ETHICS! So, I (Helen) bit off her toe, and yeah Neephi freaks out and calls me a "Crazy Skank." MY then tells him, "Nobody talks to my bitch that way." That's right, and then she stapled his lips shut. Now here we are...© Designs by MCT

My Interests


Travel the world with our mace & tazars... well, Helen likes to crack her whip!

I'd like to meet:

back off!...she's with me!

Music:

We love all sorts of music and kinda have different tastes at times, but here's the 5 that we compromised on: INCUBUS, NO DOUBT, singing to old school Mariah Carey, dancing to Usher's "Yeah yeah" song, and listening to boys with beautiful voices singing to us.

Movies:

The Sweetest Thing, Mona Lisa Smile, A Guy Thing, Honey, Starsky & Hutch, Coyote Ugly, She's All That, Sleepers, Bad Boys II, Love Actually, Chasing Liberty, Mean Girls, Bad Santa, The Cooler, and The Butterfly Effect... These are listed because we watched them together.

Television:

Television?...What's that, is it the same as TV? O'yeah, i remember the day...april 1st, when i came home from work and saw helen on the roof of my house with my tv in her hands over her head (and the tv was BIG!). All I hear from her calm and sinister voice is, "Hey sweetie, how was your day at work on this gorgeous day?" -----And i replied, "Fine? So why are you on the roof with my tv?" -----Helen answers, "Did you forget to pay our cable bill?" -----I then answered, "Ummm..." -----"BOOM!" as she drops the tv. -----... I still get teary eyed over my SONY flat-screen TV, but our bills are always paid on-time now.

My Blog

Does size really matter?

Well, MY prefers huge as I like'em enormous...
Posted by MY & HELEN LEE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST